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Kristy, 49

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About Me

Life is short so break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. "When you give yourself away, love becomes something that you do, not just something that you say" ......“Ultimate Real Man.” Not just any man. I don’t want one of the generic, low-life, defective models. No users, boozers, losers, or boring snoozers. They do not fit into my current lifestyle and they don’t qualify to be part of my future. The man I want should smell like testosterone and have real “man skills.” I want a man that knows how to mow the lawn, wash the car, and repair things. Please don’t think that I am lazy and cannot do these things for myself. I want a passionate lover that is willing AND ABLE to make love any time, any place.I also want him to protect me. I want to experience that “safe” feeling you get when a real man is holding you during a thunder storm. He will be man enough to scare the boogieman away and will be willing to get out of bed and check on that noise outside (or at least act like he did). He will kill spiders and other bugs and NOT try to put the dead bug anywhere near me. I want him to WANT to take care of me. If I am sick, he should WANT to make me a cup of tea or run to the store for cold medicine. (Don’t worry, I will NEVER send him to the store to buy the big purple box) He needs to be my best friend. He needs to be my activity partner and be willing to discover new things together. If he comes equipped with a boat or a motorcycle, that would be awesome but is not a requirement. He MUST be equipped with a great sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. I tend to crack a lot of jokes and if he cannot understand my warped sense of humor, I will have to return him to the dating pool.I saved the most important attribute for last. He MUST be equipped with an open heart which means he must be able to GIVE love and not just receive love. I will not waste my time on a man that is incapable of loving me the way I deserve to be loved. He needs to be kind, caring, honest, faithful, and love only me. I know I have asked for a lot. Are you the "ultimate real man?"If you are still reading this, I'll tell you a little about me. I enjoy all kinds of music especially live performances. I love country and rock, some blues and jazz. Hate rap. If you get turned on by walking through Home Depot, you are my kind of man. A man should have man skills. Women always enjoy shopping with a gay friend- let's do brunch. I appreciate a great sense of humor and a little adventure. Being able to laugh is important, I'll save being serious for the office. I enjoy camping, fishing, and riding horses and ATVs. Reading, old movies, and cooking are things I also enjoy. Nothing better than spending a rainy day watching the entire Godfather or Star Wars movie collections while cooking up some "experiment" in the kitchen. On second thought, I can think of something better but the censors may not approve. I hope to meet someone with a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, and a touch of class while still being down to Earth. Applicants must be easy going, drama free, and know how to relax, laugh and enjoy life. You get bonus points if you have a boat or a motorcycle. Take me fishing or take me on a poker run - its all fun. I love concerts, music festivals, and amusement parks. If loud music or roller coasters are too intense for you, we won't make a good match. I don't play head games and I dont want a man who plays them on me. If interested in getting to know me better just drop me a line, I'm game. The first "meeting" should be relaxed so a simple drink or cup of coffee is a no pressure way to spend an hour. If there is interest in getting together a second time, dinner, drinks, movie, dancing, etc. It doesn't really matter as long as the person I am with is fun and has a great sense of humor.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Single now for a few years and would like to change that, Two young adult daughters each with their own lives and interests so...easier now to put in a more serious effort. May not be in the most perfect place to date...contract job is ending...so scrambling a bit here....decided to not put my life on hold tho....Love the solitude and warmth of home as well as any social gathering. Very easy going and a good sense of humor. Try to work out daily.Looking for a real relationship. One that's built on honesty, and kindness. That's where it has to start.....chemistry helps.Please have a picture if interested in communucating.Good luck....stay sweet. :) We will figure it out.....

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    "Dream of tomorrow , live for today, learn from yesterday"....I love inspirational quotes & affirmations. I enjoy museums , cultural events & festivals, anything educational; i like learning about new things & I enjoy trying new & different cultural cuisines. I like live music, theatre & comedy clubs.I love to laugh & prefer little drama in my life, I'm a fairly easy going person. Shy at 1st then open up once I become more comfortable Good conversation & a drink

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Hello out there! I am looking for my other half, someone to be there when I need it and someone that wants you there as well. I am a good person, not perfect but who of us are? I am straight forward and honest and try my best to treat others as I would like to be treated. I like my work but its not my life, I have met some great people there, great friends but not the one I would like to share my time with, I am looking for someone that likes to go out or stay in, goes with the feelings, has to like animals and children as I have both and they are part of my life and always will be, has to have a sense of humor, beauty fades but laughing will live on. I play slo pitch as backcatcher for our companys team, I bowl in the fall and I love to read and love movies, I work hard and love times to just sit on the deck and watch the stars,,,,,,ever wonder if someone up there is doing the same thing????.If people I know are correct I am funny and a good person to know so If any of this sounds good to you, drop me a line and say hi. LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE! lol Maybe a drink or appies or coffee or tea, I am good with either, but am open to your ideas.***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who Died***\***Of Cancer***\\\***Or who is suffering from it***\\\---Or you know someone who has Survived it***\\\---

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