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Velma, 36
United States, Texas, Victoria

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I made the mistake of taking a mans word that he was looking for a relationship and out of courtesy I deleted my profile, which I must say was very well written and CLEARLY stated what I want and do not want. He obviously did not read it because he would have never started a relationship with me knowing he could NOT put the effort into one. SO this is my new and improved profile. READ IT. I will not respond to anyone who doesnt. And believe me I will know. I there are ways =) Do not send me a single word message I will delete it. So no hi,hey,hello or anything that everyone else gets. Be original. Yummy, You are sexy and all that will get you deleted. Seriously make an effort boysPLEASE EXIT this profile if you: have ex drama of ANY kind, You have NO time to make an effort for a relationship, you are not ready for a relationship, You dont have a job, You are NOT caucasian, under 5 ' 9 You do drugs or you want a ONE NIGHT STAND!!!! Please do not waste my time or yours. IF your profile main pic is you and a dead animal, we probably wont match!!! Hunting is fine but as your profile pic, come on....Now that I got the brutal **** part out of the way I can now be ME!!!!I want someone fun and outgoing. He needs to make me laugh so hard my stomache hurts. I need him to be a man and hold his hand out when I fall but still giggle at the fact that I fell because i do that often. Make me feel wanted and needed, it takes a simple little text to say HEY im busy ill text you later. If you cant do that we wont work. I need to know that im at least a priority, not first but important.. I sing loudly in the car to really lame songs, I need a guy who will call me a dork but smile because he thinks its cute that im singing like a nerd. I DO not want Brad Pitt but come on guys if you dont think there has to be an attraction then you are kidding yourself. I love sports and you should too. I dont have a problem getting dirty then throwing on the black dress and going out with my man.I have two boys, you will come second to them. ALWAYS. I do not need a man to take care of me, I have a job, my own place and i can do this on my own. I want a partner in crime, someone who will put me in my place and be glad he chose me. Romance never killed anyone guys.Put forth half the effort and you will get that in return, if I feel neglected or *** will move on.Im 36 years old, I am soooo done with the games, my goal is to meet someone i click with and settle down and live happily ever after, Not today maybe not tomorrow but eventually. Midget mud wrestling, need I say more....No I will NOT come to your house for the first date, Think of something original because I am unlike any woman you will meet.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

British German Thai
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