SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LozOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-52
Hi! My name is Loz. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Whitefish, Montana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JonathonOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.Mark TwainI never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.W. C. FieldsMany men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.Mitch HedbergIf you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.
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PhalluOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
" . . . .lived a life that consisted of being a typical Neanderthal, college, drinking, fighting, loud music, driving too fast, lifting weights, playing contact sports, military, law enforcement, fireman, and tattoos" - John WelbournI actually don't have any tattoos. But I like all the other stuff. However, I also like not so loud music, children, flash mobs, picnics, sunsets (sunrises too), power ballads, fresh powder, love stories, country music, house music, massages, volunteering, buying people things they didn't ask for just because I know it will make them happy (I mean like a pack of Lafesavers not like, a Lexus), slow dancing, dancing fast, astronomy, making cards and gifts from scratch, sleepovers, sandcastles, sandals, and desserts with marshmallows. Desserts with chocolate too. Pretty much all desserts, bc I dont get to eat them often. And I miss the beach.Feel free to message me if you like to laugh.That is all. If you want more, just ask. :) Really? Something awesome. Not a movie bc then how could I get to know you? Unless you talk during the whole thing, then I will just hate you anyway. So no movies. Except if, you know, it's something awesome - like Transformers 3.