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CpnOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36
Hi! My name is Cpn. I am separated agnostic caucasian man with kids from Zachary, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TatumOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I am looking for friendship or possible relationship with a person who wants to have fun and be happy. I like to walk and am in to photography and love sun, sea and sand I own a kayak and love going to the coast to use it. I like a broad range of music from the 80's 90's and today's. I, like most single people want to share my life with someone otherwise life can be pretty dull don't you think? I am a genuine honest man who is not just after one thing. I care and will look after the one i am with, she will want for nothing. Quiet drink in a country pub so we can talk and get to know each other.
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BroderickOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.