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Katielovesyou
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-25
I might be a littleeee younger than my profile thingy says
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Yvette
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping , gardening (sometimes lol ), home decorating, Comedy & Dinner Theater, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. A man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens. Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.................An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.""But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch ***?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. ""Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?
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