SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BasemathOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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SharonaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am a pretty outgoing gal, foodie, that really loves sushi. Trying and exploring new things always sounds like a good time to me. I'm definitely a guys girl, I love to hang out at a sports bar and watch a UFC fight, have a drink and eat bar food (besides, guys are less drama and easier to hang out with than girls most of the time). I'm also okay staying home and making dinner. I do have healthy moments too, good balance. I love Bikram Yoga and try to do it often, and run as well.I like tattoos, and I'm not high maintenance. I'm pretty simple. My friends would describe me as fun, loyal, caring and dependable. I'm a stickler for punctuality, and not a very big fan of flaky people. If you decide to do something, do it. Don't flake, it's rude, and says a lot about your character.I have a tendency to work a little too much, which brings me here. I'm simple and low maintenance, a simple dinner with drinks is always the best way to get to know somebody.
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KendraOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am free and sometimes chaotic. I choose to live a bit on the wild side. I am a reader, a writer, a musician, and a fearless female. I listen to rock, metal, some pop, some rap, and almost no country. I am looking for someone that will be a good friend. If more comes out of the friendship then that's wonderful, but if not I can surely promise a kickass friendship. :) I am just me. No more, no less....and I'm exactly who I want to be. Anything unusual.