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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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CarlinOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I love to listen to rock and roll and practice barrels with my kids. I like my chillax time and watch movies. i love to laugh and can find humor in anything. Nothin in the world is a better feeling than coming around that third barrel and beating my last time to a good song. I enjoy watching people get well. i put my heart into my job and my job and my homelife. Lets have a good time with each other. Im a firm believer....things happen for a reason. Life is too short to be sad and alone.Time to meet Mr.right. U get what u give. I got a big heart3 :-) Lookin forward not back. CYA
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DonaOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Well to get to the point here, I'm a honest and independent woman who is also very headstrong and stubborn at times. I'm a single mom with 3 boys, ***, with the younger 2 still at home. I'm a nurse, love my job and usually work a lot. Currently I am also attending college. I love scary movies, going to the mountains, the beach, playing pool (although I am not nowhere near great at it), most things outside or just laying around just watching a movie. U can ask anything if u would like to kno more. I like country and rock music but not the rap stuff. I love to laugh. I enjoy good conversation so if u keep me laughing then u have my attention! Hopefully Mr. Right is out there! Dinner, a long walk....just getting to kno each other.