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TamraOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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JocelynOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
i love to explore. and am definitely not finished traveling the worldi would like to live on a beach. i love the sun and the sand! also, not a fan of pants...or socks and if i could live the rest of my life in flip flops, well...i would. i enjoy being outdoors (obviously more in the summer)...i like to discover new things. i have a passion for details and appreciate the little things.i'm easy going and like to make jokes(a lot of sarcasm comes out of this mouth). i'm artistic and intelligent. i do what feels right and am not afraid to speak my mind. i'm pretty chill and easy to get a long with...sometimes quiet but i like to have a good time and open up pretty quick. and I'm quite independent. i'd like to find someone who has some of the same interests. someone who can take control but is open to suggestions. he has to know how to communicate...maybe express a feeling here and there. someone who has dreams and goals and isn't afraid to live. I don't personally run to the gym everyday but i take care of myself and would like someone who does the same.DON'T send me a message if:1. you don't have a career (or are not in school pursuing one)2. you are only going to say "Hey, whats up" (or a version of that)3. you are emotionally retarded
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VanessaOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Hey there! I'm training to have a career in the travel industry, so I go to school during the day. I just decided to stay in the area after I graduate, so I'm pretty excited about that. I love to go on adventures, I may not seem very brave at first- but I'm always up to try anything. I'm someone who can be content just sitting and talking or doing nothing, but can get up and do anything at a moments notice. As much as I love plans, I've learned to ease up a bit and go with the flow more. My favorites are: music, books, road trips, cooking, adventures...I really love to laugh. If a guy can make me laugh I'm like puddy:) I've been known to be pretty hilarious myself... Let's talk!! Definitely something where we can communicate and have fun