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CorysalmoOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36
Hi! My name is Corysalmo. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Herrin, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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CamrynOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Arggh, I hate to even try and sell myself ... I feel like a slab of meat. My hobbies are Motorcycles, Karate and Computers, wow that should have thinned the field down right there. What makes me unique, erm, my self-deprecating humour and just generally taking the piss (and your still reading this crud?).My pictures are getting a bit old now ... will do something about it some day, but for now think the same but looks a bit older, and a little less wiser but maybe a little more cynical, with a bit more weight ... and no way am I going to take one of those photos of myself gurning at a mirror in my room that seems to be the staple of this site.What the hell am I looking for ... I really don't know, maybe someone who's intelligent (it's all in the eyes) if the lights not on ... or even very dimly lit, then it's a complete turn off. Hmm, and OK maybe a little bit mad, now I'm not talking totally bonkers or a bunny boiler, I mean just a little bit more leftfield than, "I like to go out and party, but I also like cosy nights in, into RnB and the Killers," not wanting to sound too much like a nob'ed (too late teeheehee) but I mean come on ...Also found it's (nearly) impossible to message anyone, it just feels too goddam stalker-ish. I just feel such a t**t. As for being a genuine guy, I'm 98% polyester and often rendered by CGI special effects. I guess I'm getting tired of reading the same old profile guff, and thinking to myself pfft we're all a bunch of a***'oles, who act like nob-heads, till finally we kick the bucket and become worm food. It's just a case of what particular flavour of a***'ole you are, and to what degree you annoy the living c**p out of your fellow man/women. Well, now that suit made from human skin wont make itself, so come on, I'm sure your all dying to get in touch ... anyways ... I'm off to cavort naked infront of the mirror with my tackle trapped between my legs and breed moths. Erm somehow I fear my heart really isn't into this dating malarkey.P.S. If I don't message you back, it's not that I simply rated you by your looks alone, no way ... it's because I'll be too busy pouring the acid bath or hiding body parts in the garden. Erm turn up ... be embarrassed, basically make an a*** of myself. As I find most small talk unconfortable (whispers dull), not that I have the opportunity, as I have the kids nearly every weekend. I would expect to leave said date confused and annoyed by my general behaviour and utter lack of social skills.
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Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-26
Hi! My name is Madmaat26R. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Herrin, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.