Offline, last seen Thu, 30 Apr 2026 22:05:03
Does anyone even read this? Apparently i cant message anyone back, im not being a dick, i swear 😂😂 so add me on other types of social media. 👌🏻 *** *** Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, your paying. Not just for me, but for my mom if she shows up. And she’s a drinker. Sex isn’t guaranteed after that. If I’m interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place them in your lap. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately.
Looking for
woman
Relationship
Never married
Have kids
No
Wants kids
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Faith
Christian
Political views
Non-conformist
Body type
Average
Height
5'5"
Smoke
Yes, regularly
Drink
Yes, socially