SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CarmineOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Who am I? That's a long complicated story and unfortunately I only have ***characters remaining so I'll keep this brief..I can't promise much, but if you contact me, no matter what happens, at the end of the day I'll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, "Where did this guy come from and why haven't I met someone like this before?!?!"I love a good happy hour with friends as much as the next guy but adore movie night just as much. I love the blues but rock n roll really makes me groove.I can run with wolves on a kickball team as quickly as I can explore a new place looking for that one restaurant that makes the best lasagna that no one knows about. In short, I'll try almost anything once provided we don't get arrested. I would bail you out though. What am I doing with my life? I just moved here three years ago for work as a government subcontractor and I've already hit my five year goals. So...I made new goals and now I'm working on round two. Now listen up because here is where you come in.... this second round involves meeting the love of my life and settling down. But you need to contact me first!Five things I could never do without: laughter, challenge, adventure, my friends, and my family (generic I know but you can to talk to me to get specifics!).I'm a fine mix between a funny goofball, passionate romantic, and ferocious medieval warrior (ok I made the last part up but I do kickbox). Sounds pretty awesome huh...well it get better. But you won't know unless you CONTACT ME! Unfortunately there are some minor rules...a girl's gotta have a bit of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile. I'm not one to wait, but if you're the right one, you won't make me... I'll plan something fun and memorable. Not everything works out but we can still have a good time even if it doesn't.
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RioOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Looking to date and we'll see where it goes. I workout just about every day and try to take good care of myself. I love going out to eat and go on as many vacations as possible. Very easy to get along with and just looking for someone with similar interests for casual dating maybe more....
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MarlenOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
hmmm...all i can think do here is attempt to objectively explain who i am and what i do, without showering myself with fluffy adjectives as i write this resume. why? because i'd rather seem overly cynical than overly pretentious, at least its more realistic since i am very cynical and i think i'm kinda the opposite of pretentious. so here we go:when i'm not working, you can find me on the computer, watching TV, playing video games, taking care of my ferrets and playing the guitar/bass/drums poorly. i like the cannabis a lot, and while i like an occasional drink (or 8) i prefer not to indulge in the sauce frequently. . due to deep seated social anxiety, i do not dance. that seems to be a deal breaker with many women, but it is what it is. for entertainment, i'm a classic cinemaphile but i deeply dislike most romantic comedies and slasher flicks. favorite books are the dune saga and a song of ice and fire. i enjoy being in the company of people who:-are honest and kind hearted-are laid back and open minded,-confront disagreements with rational debate and avoid being mean and angry-have a warped and dry enough sense of humor and sarcasm to understand mine. -are emotionally mature and stable. i prefer to avoid the company of people who:-are needlessly dramatic, judgmental, and/or mean, -habitually hijack conversations just to talk about themselves, politics, ...religion *shudder*.. -blurt out insults and call it "just being honest"...but when the truth is required, they lie.-make duckface poses for photos. while i will be pleased to answer any questions, i'm not into back-and-forth small-talk messaging sessions with people i dont even know. i just feel that attempting to ascertain someone's character via texting is a pointless venture. also, please don't contact me if your a spelling nazi. see what i did there? if not please don't contact me. teehee. i would prefer to keep it short. coffee is fine, but if you want to have a drink to loosen up that's fine as well. w/e we choose, it should be a simple and short meet and greet with no pressure for either of us. rejection ***, so i dont send them. if you message me please keep it short. even a simple "hello" is fine.still here? wow thanks for reading all that :)