SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AbbotOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm 34 years old. Have a 3 year old son. He's adorable, but I may be biased. He's running all over the place. And can do a somersault, which he calls "see-salt". A quote I saw recently that almost made me snort coffee out of my nose: "Vegetarians eat vegetables. Humanitarians scare me."Around 5:30 or so every day after work I get big smiles from my little guy. And nose "meeps".What I look for in a lady:NiceGood with children (though it will probably be a while before he gets introduced to somebody. Heck, he's 3 years old so it's not like I can ask him for an opinion of anybody). No drugs! Note I'm not saying "never have ever done them." I mean, I'm 34. I don't drink like I'm in college now either. There's a time to grow up.Respects the Second Amendment. You don't have to have a howitzer in your backyard. It is a right, a responsibility, but not a requirement of citizens. Besides, what are you going to do when the zombies come? Scare them off with harsh language? Don't break into my rec room.Care about yourself and your health. I am trying to maintain, and improve, my physical health with exercise.And....of course, attraction. But personality and attitude always are more important.Other than that, I'm pretty open.I'm not much of a TV buff, but I do have a few programs I like to watch when I get the chance. Like House, Two and a Half Men (I know, Charlie Sheen is a dirtball, but he's an entertaining one), the Simpsons, Family Guy......I'm a cancer survivor.I have a sarcastic sense of humor. I like to interject movie quotes into conversation whenever possible. I also enjoy inventing words on occasion (especially after a couple drinks) for comic effect. Like "fantabulous", and "entertainability", and now "dirtbaggishness", but I'm not sure I can claim the patent on either one. Now doesn't that sound like something you'd say if you'd tossed a couple adult beverages into your bloodstream? I like to laugh and create laughter as well. Though lately that's been farther between than I care to admit. Had I not possessed a good sense of humor I'd have already gone a little nutso.Laughter can cure just about any ill. If not, there's always duct tape. Or, better yet, Gorilla Tape. I don't know if it will restrain a large primate, but it would definitely be better than nothing, if that's all you got and the tranquilizers are wearing off.Okay, just to clarify......I don't have a computer at home. I can get online at work as long as I don't abuse it. First dates are always difficult to plan for. The whole "dinner and a movie" thing doesn't work, you can't talk while you eat or watch the movie. So, I'm open to suggestions. Some place quiet with seats for talking, perhaps? Not that dinner wouldn't be an option, of course, it's just that you have, what, five minutes to decide what to eat, then a little while to chat before you get food in your teeth. Okay, that's a little simplistic.Besides, the goal of the first date is to determine whether a second date is an option or not......(there's that sarcastic sense of humor making its presence known).A good first date could be a walk around town, and conversing. Or the firing range, though serious conversation would have to take place prior and after putting on the hearing protection. And if you've never been, of course, a talk about safety would be a very important part of pre-date conversation.
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CherokeeOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
My interests are traveling, I just started doing that. Finding new interesting places to eat, and music. I love music all kinds. I\'m looking for someone that can share my new outlook on life.
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AlijahOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
I am the type of guy who sits in Starbucks wearing fashionable black frame glasses and grimaces at a laptop in the vain hope that people will perceive me as a genius with a tortured soul.; that expression of deep concentration I exhibit to the masses is my rising above reality; the text on my laptop is not thenineteenth chapter of my new novel, but rather *** from an illiterate girl with a web-cam in her bedroom.I am also that guy who responds to statements by nodding, holding my chin elegantly, and saying the word “interesting.” I get arsy around June of every year because I can no longer get away with wearing a scarf without looking like a total moron, though the beret stays on throughout the year, even if I made love, I’m sure. That’s right, I’d make love, no matter if the object of my refined desire is Kylie the crack whore who hangs out at the post office down the street. I include the word “actually” in my every utterance; I find it tends to actually intellectualise the most mundane chit chat. You must be asking how is it that I can be literati without having read novels or books about novels, or novels that are books that open up into an IKEA wardrobe– and the answer is easy: I wear black-framed glasses, a grimaced look and aberet... Someone who makes me feel special.....failing that...just someone ;-)