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YarwoodOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Let me first say I am short and bald, and ten year's older than my profile says.....Is that OK?I'm joking. Just trying to bring some humor to this process of elimination. I have been on this for a few months and I find people do not always match what they say. I guess they write who they want to be, not who they are! So I am going to break tradition and give you the real me.What I really love in a potential match:1. Loves to stay fit2. Cannot go from flip flops to heels and a little black dress in 30 minutes. I like someone who takes her time!3. Likes kids and understands the challenges4. Has an aggressive intellect.5. Financially stable, good relationship with former lovers And of course the deal breakers 1. You drive a PT cruiser(this car is for guys with handlebar mustaches or clowns)2. You get freaked our when people mistake your, your's and you're3. You have a small dog in your purse4. Never married, no kids, no job, super attractive5. Your friends made you do this6. drug use, or you went to Burning Man and claim you did not do drugsSome observations!If everyone hikes as much as they say on this site the trails would be like the line at Starbucks!Does everyone hike and wine taste. What do you do after that?- What guy would want his girlfriend bound to another dude while experiencing a rush of a lifetime?I do want that job though!If I could I would live on coffee and red wine. My ex-wife still misses my coffee.;Did you hear that!?")I went to college forever. Math, Chemical Engineering, Finance. I did not like the content, I loved the challenge.We all have baggage. The beauty of this process is you get to make new baggage with someone. I love live comedy.";I am chivalrous. I do respect a gal who asks to pay half. I never have let her.You won't be disappointed! Streaking in the quad. I think it would be fun to hike with a picnic on a first date. I could beat you in Scrabble. I am a coffee snob, love Peets and small cafe's that smell like fresh ground beans.
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GedOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
? ), so that makes me a native. It's an adjustment to be back - yet feels like home - regardless of time away. Beach Sand Surf Hiking Outside Fitness I am really looking forward to re-engaging and I've already developed a tan - CA is the right spot. I am full of wit and giggles - life is just that short - therefore I must I must I must ... have FUN! I won't over inflate my profile by making wild exclamations. Such as, I like to swim -- then the day after rode my bike to LA and back. Creating a false impression just doesn't go far with me. Men who do that I find to be about as deep as a community kiddie pool. I do like activities: Skiing (I used to race GS), swimming, biking, skeet & trap, hiking (Mt.- then putting them back down - and then picking back up. ;) Sometimes my inner-nerd-geek does peek out; I embrace and enjoy it - no apologies I like to learn. My humor is almost boundless - with quick wit and or innuendo I love to laugh even if it's at myself. I am looking for a woman that has balance humor *fitness* and style. Not a tall order I presume?- the key is do we fit as a couple? Our likes dislikes do not have to be exact, please posses a sense of humor and not be offended by most things in the world. Tattoos/Ink is good - it's much a part of the CA lifestyle I see. Mutual attraction (a must) I like what I like - no apologies. I need not have perfection, because we are all not perfect - I do have a working knowledge of our frailties. We just have to fit each other and let the idiosyncrasies fall where they may. Example: if you squeeze the toothpaste from the top and I from the bottom? Two tubes of tooth paste will solve that question, how easy is that? The Meet Me feature is different, it reminds me of the old Hot or Not days.. I'm not sure if this is a useful feature - because it brings to question: how many profiles a person clicks on in a single night? Was I the one profile or third or thirty-third? If you want to get my attention - send a message please. I have the patients of a saint - quiet calm listening thinking in situations that cause other men to go volcanic. I have appreciation for a relaxed day enjoying sunsets with a brown or clear glass. Life is really too short to go around angry at most things and people in the world. You must enjoy a little PDA now and then. I am not a man fearful of holding hands or steeling a kiss before the light turns green. Road Trips: LOVE'm! I just completed a 1,***mile road trip - I took the Relationship Quiz and think it's not too far off. Except the Sexuality section about being "Spontaneous," that's where I thrive. It always doesn't need to be planed, it can be a lot more fun - even if it's being sneaky or straight on ;) Send me a question if you like :) If you've read all of the above and are interested, *ACT* interested please. Also: messages with one line or just 'Hi' I tend to delete. You just read all the above - be a little clever and write a few sentences =D First date: I'm easy for place and time. Drinks/lunch/dinner/coffee, a place where we can hike or simply enjoy each others company. I'm not going to meet a woman for coffee if she's opposed, nor a place where we have to" WHAT??? OH! RIGHT!!! YA-ME TOO!!!!! "
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OblongjohnsonOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Oblongjohnson. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Berlin, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.