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KobeOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Funny, Caring, Kind, Honest I enjoy the out-doorsSpending time together watching moviesLove to laugh and enjoy special momentsLike all types of musicCooking an awesome meal for both of us to loveGoing for day or evening walks togetherI'm on my way to getting a few courses like Class 1, First-aid,H2S alive and csts to better my future...Needing to know more about me just send me a message and I'll respond.... Happy Hunting !!!What does it take to get people together these days what are you waiting for ??? Catch a movie and dinner or Enjoy each others company over a cup of coffee or a strong drink... lol
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EasonOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I am 40 yrs old and have 3 kids All boy's a 13 yr old a 6 yr old and a 2 yr old . My house is paid 4 . I work all the time 3rd shf would love to have someone to shear my life with .hit me up and we can go out to eat and get to know each other
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RandalOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.