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Gaby
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
My hobbies include gardening, hanging out with friends, cutting up and having a good time. I enjoy Karaoke for fun. I search for someone who’s not too serious when it comes to fun, and isn’t troublemaker.
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Ema
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!
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Tamzen
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
This site wants so much info anything else you want to know ask me. No liars please.Guidelines for getting a response from me:1. You must have a picture, it's creepy if u don't. I have pictures so you have to as well.2. If you message me with "hey" or "sup sexy" chances are once again I will not respond. I'm a human I appreciate being treated like one.3. Don't assume because my profile says "dating nothing serious" doesn't mean I don't want serious eventually. Just not right away there are psychos on here after one date they think I'm theirs. No that's not the case.4. I do require you to be attractive in someway. I'm not perfect I'm aware of that I'm not a super model, but let's be honest there has to be a physical attraction somewhere in there. 5. Lastly as for my body type for all you shallow superficial turds out there my body falls under the category of "thick", I have curves and I love my curves. If you have a problem with them keep that opinion to yourself I prefer to not look like a 12 year old boy.Have a nice day :) Coffee, keep it light.