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JoshuaOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Where do I even begin...this is the part where I am supposed to put all the stuff that girls do...walks on the beach, holding hands, blah blah blah. How about I save us both some time and list what I'm not looking for...If you have pictures with your cat..don't. If you are gonna tell me you want to drill me like an offshore oil rig..don't..don't. If you can't turn your pictures upright..don't. If you look like you belong in the lock up..don't. If all you can say is Hi..don't...iI love four letter words...they make life more colorful. I'm also a beer girl...if these are issues feel free to NOT contact me. If you don't like tattoos or piercings...don't. If you DON'T like something in my profile don't feel the need to send me hate mail letting me know. I will feel the need to reply and inform you that you are a jackass...Let me add...please be tall enough so that I can wear heels if I want. Lets me translate so I don't offend...Its been brought to my attention that I am dissing short guys....how about be honest about your height.. its not like I wont realize....but i would like a guy a few inches taller than me.. theres nothing like leaning up to kiss your man.....sometimes even a **** like me enjoys those little moments....Big surprise I need to add to this... If your looking to have sex... There's plenty of free sites on the Internet... you can have sex with yourself...Instead of adding me to your favorites or clicking you want to meet me... Just send me a message...If you feel the need to tell me I am attention seeking because you ask me to come see you late at night and I refuse.....get over yourself. I'm sure there's plenty of whores on here for you to message. I'm not playing those bullsh*tgames with anyone. Don't feel the need after you message me to insult me when I don't want to play your games. I'm not good at this online dating shit, I'm awkward at being single, I'm just not good at dating period.... That's no reason for anyone to be a jackass toward me... Will the first ever happen?
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KaliOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
For those who care to know I will be making my first appearance on tv.Monday Nov 2 8pm Eastern time. On a show called ***Hill. I am an extra on the show and will be appearing on it every week. So have fun trying to find me. XoXo..What can I say??? HMMmm... I'm a bit on the old-fashion side. I hate drama. Most of you probably are clueless about who they are. I have 2 cats that love to travel. I'm a bit shy til I get to know you. Biggest turn off for me would probably someone going straight to sex talk. Do get me wrong I enjoy sex, But again a bit old fashion and it's well worth the wait. So if you are just looking for sex or jerking off AND IF YOU ARE MARRIED...PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME. THANK YOU,,,Looking for a Gentlemen one that will court me and not try to jump my bones on our first few dates one how is willing to wait for ???I'm a reiki practitioner. I'm in to different ways to heal oneself with out the drugs that coat the problem and never gets to the core of it..I enjoy most music and movies that make you go Hmmmm.. I dream of owning my own Bed and Breakfast with an Big Cat Sanctuary Ask Me??
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AngleaOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
~~ My favorite time of year is here and that means I'm doing some renovating and updating of my profile! ~~ First, bonus for those who know my headline reference. I'm impressed. Second, while I am definitely looking for the right match, I do not need to find someone to fill a spot in my life. It is most important to me to find the right person - my mate. My life is quite blessed and full with family, friends, and a career I love. I want to share this with the right person and I am willing to be patient to find him. Now, on with the part that everyone hates and always comes across as canned, stuffy, snobbish, or downright boring. Let's see if maybe I can make mine a little unique. (I said "try" - there are no stated or implied guarantees. Unique is what you get in the person, not the fill-in-the-blank profile.) Ok, what makes me... well...me? The line in "; says it best, I'm there and it's great, but I come home and this fits too. Give me blue jeans and country and I'm just as happy. I am a "water baby" by nature. I love lakes and the ocean - swimming any chance I can get. My favorite places are all around the water - The rest? ~ I love dogs & kids, but I only have one of the former. He's great. ~ Books & Teavana are more addictive to me than any kind of food (yes, even chocolate).~ I love to travel (even unplanned day trips) & learning new languages is a necessity to me (I'm working on language #4 now). ~ I'm a historical & contemporary political wonk (foreign & domestic policies). ~ Music & cooking are more relaxing than yoga - but ballet is my go-to when life & work get really stressful. ~ I don't like flowers but I do like plants. ~ I like baseball & (Euro) football (aka "soccer") & high school (American) football - My heart bleeds NY blue - Yanks & Mets). I even like to kick a football around the pitch every once in awhile (bonus if you'll get out there with me & teach me more about the beautiful game!) ~ I like to work on cars & play with power tools (yes, I said that).That's the short list. As I said before, I'm more than the answers to a form. So, if you think the above sounds interesting & fun ~ If you are single, relatively drama free, have a stable job, and are looking to get to know someone to date with the potential for a long-term relationship, message me. I'd love to hear from you. Simple. Not formal or fussy or stuffy. Fancy dinners are nice but too much pressure for a first date. Let's do something fun. Pizza & pool. A picnic & football on the pitch or a walk around the lake. Maybe a trip to the pumpkin patch (it's that time of year!***Whatever it is, make it fun and memorable.