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Gemini · Looking for: Woman, 28–48
I'm here to say Hello! Thought I would spare the cheesy one liners or awful chatup lines! You've probably heard them a thousand times before!
I once dated a woman on Pof and she asked if I could fill a void in her life! Little did I know she was referring to her wardrobe!!!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: "It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"What's the best cheese to hide a horse? Mascarpone!"
"What cheese do you use to lure a bear down a mountain? Camembert!"








