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DevonOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-27
Im just a honest guy looking for someone to get to know and have a good time. Ask me anything question and i’ll anwser it. I have no time to beat around the bush and that sort of crap. I would like to get to know you better and see where we go from there. Even if we just meet once i will be happy to have met you. Text me if you want to know me better.😉
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ShipsOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-40
Hello my name is Jamey and yes, I admit, I pretty much just look at your pictures. Do you actually read these? =P I came from a very small *** there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure I’m just the *** Later in life public education taught me, “Of 5,000,****** was the fastest”. I would like to think that I not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. Damn these profiles! *** sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me: **I can cross my eyes but I can’t roll my tongue, I wish it was the other way around. **I can’t wink or whistle but I can blow a mean double bubble. **I have scored a goal in hockey and soccer, a home-run in baseball, a basket in basketball, a set in badminton, but sadly enough I can’t get a birdie in golf. **Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue. **Question: why do people use their ATM card for a $3.00 purchase? This drives me insane. **There is nothing better when your girlfriend leaves your house but it still smell like her (Note: I am talking about the general odor not well…umm you know. **I don’t own a game console, but I am mildly addicted to Sugar Crush and Angry Birds. **I have 3 girls ages 8, 6, and 3, they live close to me but unfortunately I only get to see them every other weekend.:-( Oh well, it’s not about the quantity of time, it about the quality of time. I am getting better at crafts, but I would take any advice or help in the hair department. There are days I know it looks better before I started than the end result. **Was born and raised in small farming community in Saskatchewan. This is where my values and morals were ***! Possibly my creativity as well, was always dreaming up a way to entertain myself. **My first day of Kindergarten, our school bus rolled and I was concussed by a trombone. On a plus note it made the evening news; so I had my 30 seconds of fame. So what do I want in a woman? Well, that’s easy, I want a combination of Jenna Jameson for the bedroom, Martha Stewart for the house, Betty Crocker in the kitchen, Oprah for conversation, Mary Poppins for the kids, Salma Hayeks body, Julia Roberts voice, Grace Kelly’s style, Martina McBrides eyes and Mother Theresa’s heart. Wow, did I leave anything out? Actually I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time =P Anyway, good luck to you, because I can have any woman I please. But apparently so far I haven’t pleased any of them. If any of this interests you & you want to know more, don’t be afraid to drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read the entire thing.)
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BrooksboyOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-56
Hi! My name is Brooksboy. I am never married agnostic white man without kids from Brooks, Alberta, Canada. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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