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Sharps45Y
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Man. 73 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-71
Hi! My name is Sharps45Y. I am widowed catholic caucasian man with kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Richard
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
***I have tried uploading photos on this site, both from my computer and phone. The photo on here is the ONLY one the site will display. *** Does anybody want a relationship anymore - you know, things like holding hands, cuddling, doing things (besides sex) together, or have all the a**holes out there destroyed it for those of us who want that? I'm on here for one reason - to find ONE special person to be in a relationship with. I'm not looking for a f**k buddy, ***, or endless e-mails and IM's. If that's what you want, please move to the next profile.A few words about me - I'm kind of shy, but once I get to know you, I open up. I'm quite witty and have a good sense of humor. I have no problem laughing at myself. I am known to be a smartass, but it's all in fun. I would never intentionally hurt someone. That being said, I am quite intelligent and can carry on a decent conversation about just about anything. I am not perfect, who in this world is? I do work out and yes, the time is measured in hours, not minutes per week. I'm just not religious about it. A lot of it has to do with my schedule. It would be nice to find someone that would enjoy going to the gym together though. Not in a competitive way, just things are more fun with someone else.I am more of a home body than a clubber or bar rat. I would much rather sit outside and listen to nature (even the geese on the pond behind my building that really need to get themselves a clock) than what passes for music these days. I like music, mostly older stuff from the 50's and 60's up until about early 90's. Yup, I even listen to country, but tend to lean more towards country-rock than the old twangy stuff. I like to cook, and actually think I'm ok at it. Well, at least I haven't poisoned myself yet and if I cook for you, you'll have to sign a waiver of liability before we eat (my attorney made me put that in). Believe it or not, I like doing housework. Well, almost all house work. I hate dusting as my black and glass furniture will attest too (what was I thinking?). I would gladly help with the housework, even doing the dishes.I am a romantic at heart. I love candles and burn them quite often, even if it's just me around. (Who am I kidding, my animal 'kids' couldn't care less about them) Buying flowers or gifts for no reason is important to me. I like to let you know that I'm thinking about you. I am very affectionate and not afraid to show it. I am kind and don't like violence of any kind. I am a good listener and try to help those around me in anyway I can, even if it's just a shoulder to cry on. I don't have any human children, just my 2 cats and my bird. Yes, cats and birds can live together, you just have to have a bird that's bigger than the cats. I like to cuddle up on the couch and watch a good movie over most TV shows on now. I don't care too much for reality TV. I don't really watch a lot of tv, but when I do, it's usually some science related stuff (History, Science or Discovery Channels). I like All seasons for different reasons. I like the fall because the leaves are changing and it's colorful. I like the summer because that's the best time to do outdoor things like swimming or fishing. I like spring because you see the first color after all the white (well, more accurately mud around here) after winter and thunderstorms. I love thunderstorms! I like winter because I'm one of the few people that live in Chicagoland that actually likes snow and doesn't mind the cold. I like to take walks, but again, they are better with someone. I like holding hands, cuddling and kissing, so you must like these things as well.As I stated above, I am not perfect. I do not have the perfect abs or the perfect body, but if you want someone who will treat you right, never put you down, or ***, and will be there to support you no matter what, look no further. You'll find I'm everything I've said I am and more, but you have to invest the time to get to know me. Open for anything - let's meet for coffee or a drink and take it from there.
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Bently
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
This is the part where im supposed to write something about myself and just say whatever...How about this...Auto makers brag about the Vette and Ferrari. How fast they are how nice you'll look in them, how girls will fall all over themselves if you own one. What they don't tell you is how they get Shitty gas mileage, expensive to maintain and insure. So all I have to say is it's up to you to just say screw it...Just get in and drive it!!!! In other words You'll have to ask to find out...Also I have 9 tattoo's and am Looking for a girl with tattoo's would be a plus...If not no big deal!!! This is where I do the typical..."I'm not looking for drama,a cheater,or a liar"...RIGHT...Honestly...Who the F#ck is looking for that anyways...c'mon people...I'm simple and easy going, material objects make people happy but I don't let that rule my life or values!!.It's probably not yours) I want to find someone that is willing to try new things even if it extreme or just simple...Try something new you just may like it...And also would like to add that "hot" is not a compliment for women..Guys need to learn this..That's only used by the douche bags in the club that just wanna "score" for the night...use compliments like Beautiful...and Gorgeous..That's a compliment..***I'm a guy..So Ladies..I love football,I'm gonna watch it on Sunday(HUGE JETS FAN...YES THE MUTHAF'N JETS).If I'm the first to open a new loaf of bread the twist tie is probably goin in the garbage.I leave that first end piece of the bread in the bag...I Like boobs (and yes I like thick girls too).I like going out with the fellas once in a while.I flip through the channels *** hitting the guide button..I don't give a *** about the over/under thing with the toilet paper...I look at the keyboard when I type.I'll watch a chick flick to make you happy as long as you watch what I wanna watch.I leave the seat up at times and clothes on the floor once in a while...I'll put my socks on the other feet so the hole is now by the little toes... I sometimes leave the microwave with :01 second on it and not reset it...I love to people watch.I'm gonna tell you your hair looks great if we're running late.I sometimes "adjust myself" in public.Or if my fly is down I'm not going to turn my back to zip it up.I don't abbreviate when I text(well, maybe when I'm driving) I don't respond with : LOL,LMAO,or ROFLMFAO...That's gay for a guy...If this offends you, you don't have to ***'re still reading, ya must be somewhat interested huh?I'm a pretty straight forward guy,I speak my mind and am open.I'm looking to meet someone who is straight forward also. I have an old saying..."Just cause you put syrup on shit, doesn't make it pancakes" Yes I have a sense of humor, and yes it's F'D up!! And don't worry...I HAVE TEETH!!!!!NO. I'm not angry. People have said my profile makes me sound that way. So no, I'm not. YES, I know what I want and don't want.Let's be realistic,not everyone speaks the truth.For *** a question above. DO YOU DO DRUGS. Do you expect everyone to answer that honestly..Think about it.I hate that I have to keep putting this here...But PLEASE know how to keep a conversation going!!! I ask a ? Please ask 1 back after answering... Ok, that is all thank you very much!!!!!Also, before you put body type as "ATHLETIC" Look in the mirror in your bikini and ask yourself "When a girl goes to the gym, is she hoping to look like this"??????...If you're answer is NO... Then DON'T put ATHLETIC.... And I know..Guys should do the same as well!!!!