SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
EmaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!
-
DeneseOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I can be shy at first but once I'm comfortable I'll talk your ear off. Friends always describe me as nice, sweet, easy-going, funny and witty. I love movies, scary, comedy, chick flick, pretty much in that order! I love all kinds of music and can listen to anything depending on my mood. I'm not big on going out so much anymore, hence my reason for giving online dating a try! I usually hang out with friends at someones house, cook, talk and drink wine! (The winery here in town is my new favorite place!)I have a great job and am one of the blessed who actually loves what they do. It can be extremely stressful at times so when I'm off work I like to relax. I'm looking for someone who is stable as far as work and has a good head on their shoulders. I'm looking for a gentleman, someone who's straight forward and honest, stable :) and simply a nice guy. Not looking to just "hook up" so if you are please keep looking and don't waste your time or mine. First date should be somewhere easy to talk and find out if we want a second date. Maybe go to the winery and sit on the patio, something fun like putt-putt or a game of pool. Going out to eat somewhere fairly nice :)
-
MariahOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I am very laid back and adventurous at the same time. I love the outdoors and everything that comes with it. I love camping fishing hunting. I love arts and crafts and pretend I am good at them :) I love my animals and volunteer with RTA and sometimes I help foster. I love all types of music. I love hanging out with my friends. I love going out and trying something new, restaurants, dive bars, art galleries, movies, anything that will occupy my day I am down. I love to laugh and make people laugh. Anything else you want to know please just ask :)