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JamiOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 16-36
You're still reading :)looking for someone loyal and trustworthy...I enjoy nights out as well as nights in: although the nights out are becoming less often because most of my friends are now settling down themselves.I'm not looking for a quick fumble, Ive just not met the right person in pubs and clubs which is why I'm here.If you describe yourself as being confident when really you use it as a way as describing arrogance we won't get on I'm afraid. Manners are a must and banter will always win me over. If you can't make me laugh, it's not going to go no where. I'm over the top sarcastic but please don't mistake that as me being rude; love being a little bit geeky at times too and I'm obsessed with Formula 1. If you're going to message me to say F1 is boring because its just fast cars just going round and round then fair enough but when you think about it really football is just men kicking a ball into a net however it's still enjoyable so each to their own.Love food and if you're able to pull out some good home cooked healthy meals then I'm happy. Could go on ....but I'm not going to; if your genuinely interested you will message .... and hopefully you will message me with a bit more than 'hi' / 'hello' /'hey' ....although I somewhat agree that a simple hello could lead to a million things but when i reply back also saying hello and you dont respond then obviously that isnt going to go anywhere. Im willing to make the effort so i expect it back.Change your ''intent'' if it says your ''looking for a relationship'' and your not. Very misleading. Also I get so many notifications saying people want to meet me, if that's the case then why don't you send a message and talk to me first :-/ XSurprise me
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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-60
Hi! My name is Bonniedouglas. I am widowed spiritual but not religious caucasian woman with kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.