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FrankieOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
(Yes, I have an accent, and it slips out sometimes).If I messaged you or peeked at your profile, I think you are cute and have substance. If you think I look like a ghoul, I apologize. It will never happen again.I’m a city kid who wanted to live in the mountains. That’s what brought me here. As a designer, I spend much of my free time hiking and fly fishing to recharge my creative battery. I'm open to dating, but if the right person comes along, I would love a relationship. I’m not a religious guy. There’s no faster way to lose my attent… what? If I could wear flip flops all year round, I would. Cheap gas station aviators are my favorite sunglasses.I am divorced, and it is perfectly okay to ask questions. Age is not important to me. Your character is. I exercise to avoid feeling 33, if I'm not feeling lazy. I appreciate someone who does more/less the same.I'm not a douche, so you won't see any photos of me flexing my abs in the bathroom mirror.But you wanna know what’s really awesome? I have all my own teeth. Yep. It’s true. And I’m not a creeper. Mmm hmmm. I’ve never been arrested. I know. Calm down. Keep reading. I don't lure children into my windowless van with candy. I don’t even own a windowless van. Breathe. I was an award winning cartoonist for my college newspaper. Play your cards right, and I’ll let you drive my canoe.What are some bad qualities about me? I know I’m supposed to be selling myself, but I might as well be realistic… It saves you the trouble of finding out the hard way.- I’m a nail biter- I am allergic to cats- I don't volunteer or give back to the community in any way- I hate watching sports (yes, really) – but I will watch them with you if it makes you happy- The most dancing you’ll get me to do is “the robot”- I never grew out of heavy metal- Typically, the more offensive a joke, the harder I will laugh- I don’t go to church. You can go. I’m sleeping in.- I'm not a sugar daddy-’m aware of my flaws, and I work towards improving myself where I can...On a side note – I have a dream job here, with stock ownership and great benefits. I basically (get paid well) to draw and play in the mountains. I’m here for the long haul. I'm not kidding. You either like living in the mountains or you don't. Dinner and drinks. No biggie.
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EwaneOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
I am just checking this site out. I am here to possibly make some friends or date a select few. Wanting and waiting for something meaningful, very slow going. I consider myself to have great morals, and a role model to my 9yr daughter who's with me a large portion of the time. She is from a previous marriage that ended in ***.Someone that doesn't drink at all, very often, or on special occasions would be fantastic. I have piercings, but no tattoos, It's ok if you do, but I don't think I'd ever want something permanent on my body. I am not looking for someone who sleeps around or has issues with being alone. I am ok with being single, but I would like to meet someone to share life's experiences with, including marriage, raising a family and creating traditions of our own. Anything else just ask.As far as dating goes, I want you to rate me on a scale from ***, then rate your self. If our Numbers don't even come close to matching, then we will most likely not connect. I am not being shallow, just real. ;) Whatever's Clever, somewhere we can talk, get to know each other.
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TroyOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Time to update this here profile thingy.I'm a guy with a good head on his shoulders looking for a lady with a strong heart in her chest. And when I say strong heart I mean you have passions, and you actively pursue them.A few tidbits about me:I'm not one that likes to dilly dally and go with the flow. I AM the flow.I'm expressive and passionate about things I believe firmly in. I can be stubborn but I'm also not too high and mighty to admit it and apologize when I find myself to be in the wrong.On the outside I'm a little meek, a little shy, a little introverted. On the inside I'm a rocker, a monster, a force to be reckoned with. Hey, aren't we all a little schizophrenic?I heart me some witty banter. I heart me some witty banter reeeeeaaaal good.I love Halloween, horror movies, monsters, and mayhem. I dabble in special effects makeup as a hobby.I love love and hate hate.I like to cook. I like to eat. And then I like to eat some more. I'm sure someday this will catch up with me.I CAN'T WAIT to be a dad. But life says I have to. If I ask what music you like and you say "Anything, really" I'm going to assume that you enjoy the soothing sounds of Kenny G. This will not work in your favor.I like big butts and I cannot lie.I fail to understand the meaning of the word "few".Lately, I've been ashamed of my own gender. I hear about too many fellas that think hanging at their place is a good idea for a date. Wine and dine, fellas. Wine and dine. Actually, I don't drink soooo.....root beer and dine fellas, root beer and dine.Anyway, enough about me. I want to know about you. Didn't I just say root beer and dine?