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RelentlessjlpOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-37
Hi! My name is Relentlessjlp. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Arnold, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MertonOnline
Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
Ah yes, the part where I'm supposed to say something so spectacular you couldn't possibly pass me by!! Well, don't know about all that, but it's me. I like camping, backpacking (but I'm not a tree hugger), fly fishing, Harleys, golfing, woodworking, and doing projects around the house. Love road trips. I work close to where I live, and love what I do but I only do it because my parents weren't mega rich and I need to work for a living. I love the mountains and the beach, but I don't go to the beach very often, to many people there. I am very loyal, to a fault sometimes, and am looking for a real, long term relationship. I'm looking for someone to build a future with that will focus on my interest as well as there own. And I will do the same. I'm looking for someone that doesn't run as soon as things turn South, because at some point things will go South and I want to know that you will be by my side to straighten out our course. If your ideal means of communication is via text when you're pissed, I'm not interested. Texting should be fun and light, I refuse to argue via text. I am a gentleman, and you should be a lady......but don't have to be ALL the time! Another say something brilliant category.......I've read some pretty good ones, but I think the reality is dinner and/or a drink. No one wants to do something long and drawn out if for whatever reason we totally DON'T hit it off. If we do, there can always be a second date. As over used as it is, just somewhere we can talk to see if there's anything there worth pursuing.
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LawOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
My self-summaryI’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).This dating site says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…goWhat I’m doing with my lifeI have no idea what I'm doing in life. Just like I have no idea why tonight's dinner consisted of leftover Easter jellybeans. When I was a kid I dreamed about being a Repo Man. I spent lots of time helping friends and family. I don't mean to seem lazy. I'm a hard worker.I’m really good atCutting lemon wedges. Guitar Hero, Turning on a jukebox with the slight hit of my fist. No wait. That's Fonzy. I can't do that. Thinking of cool tattoo ideas, even though I don't want to ever get one. Running a chainsaw. Apparently I'm good at turning women off. I don't get many responses here. Making my own beef jerky. Sneaking food into the movies. Howling. I should explain that one. My dog howls at the noon whistle. I howl with him. Drawing cows.The first things people usually notice about meFear and trembling.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodBooks: Stranger in a Strange LandMovies: Willy Wonka, IdiocracyShows: Gold Rush, American Shopper, South ParkMusic: Listen only to NPRFood: Will eat anything that doesn't eat me firstThe six things I could never do without"All I need is this lamp!"- Steve MartinI spend a lot of time thinking aboutMaybe you....On a typical Friday night I amHacking into goverment networksThe most private thing I’m willing to admitI like to dress up as Hello Kitty****NOTE**** I made most of this up. It's satire. Please stop sending messages about what an ***hole I am for kicking dogs. I love dogs. Too many factors to think about at this time