Ananias

• Gillespie
• Illinois
• United States

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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

First off, I’ I’ Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. So wrong. I’ve got a huge problem. You see, I’ve got this home and, well, there’s no one else in it. Big problem. Not okay. What I may need you . Requirement include: •must be over 19; •not required to laugh at bad jokes, but must have a high tolerance for them; •must love BBQ, as it is the only thing I can cook; •a sharp wit is priority; •physical dimensions are irrelevant; •must possess hopelessly romantic tendencies; •must be patient with a surgeon’s unpredictable schedule; •must have brilliant, beautiful, strong mind of her own. I love comedy, baseball, and beaches...not necessarily all together or in that particular order. I’ve heard my back rubs are as lousy as my memory, so maybe you can help me improve on one or both of those. I love a beautiful woman with a goofy laugh as much as I love a goofy-looking woman with a beautiful laugh. I dance better than I sing, but I sing better than I play sports. I want my lover to be my best friend, my confidante, my rock, and, most importantly, someone to help me with my cuff links (those things are impossible). Cheers to you Just as comfortable as can be.

Hughe

• Gillespie
• Illinois
• United States

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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

I’m friendly, love meeting new people, but I’m allergic to bullshiters! So I\'m looking for a mature person who likes to take walks along the beach, swim. And enjoy lots of outdoor activities.

Camp

• Gillespie
• Illinois
• United States

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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

I love classic rock records, 90s alternative, new alternative... i can play some guitar, and a mean kazoo, and slowly learning keyboard. I have a rockin food truck in kelowna. I work all the time; its really fun and fast paced work and I enjoy the hell out of it. Winter slows down so I also manage a snow removal crew.Life is good! I dont get out much anymore though. I am just checking things out.