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AliceOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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CarolinaOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-47
I enjoy a good discussion as long as both parties are having fun. Unfortunately, it seems that having an actual conversation on here is a lost art. I also love to read, have a weakness for stand-up comedy, and enjoy trying new things or activities. Otherwise, how do you really grow as a person? I am not one to coddle anyone's ego. I believe we all need to be happy with ourselves before we can be happy with someone else. If you can't stand sarcasm then best to move on as well. I'm not here to baby you or raise you. Shockingly enough, I expect someone to be able to run and take care of their own life. I know, what a meanie, but you'll get over it. Unfortunately, my time can be somewhat limited between work, school, and my son. I also have started working out again to get back into a healthier lifestyle. I try to do at least 1 fun 5k a month and a couple half marathons a year. Maybe work my way to doing a full one but we'll see. I've also gotten into rucking and OCRs(obstacle course races) they are a blast! Have to set the bar high lol. I'm just looking to see what is out there and maybe make some new friends along the way. It doesn't cost anything to be polite or have manners. I wish more people would practice this.Something low key where both people would feel comfortable. Going for drinks or coffee sounds so cliché but seems to always serve the purpose to get over that first time akward meetting.
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LoraOnline
Woman. 78 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 68-88
I love to travel and love to be home. I like dining out and cooking in. I love living alone yet miss being part of a couple. I am not lonely, just enjoy the company of an interesting, caring, fun man. Some activities are a lot more enjoyable with a partner. Exercise, eating good food, not smoking, and otherwise leading a healthy lifestyle are important to me. I enjoy a glass of wine with dinner or a Margarita with Mexican food.I have been from Maine to Alaska, Canada to Mexico, and Hawaii to Hong Kong and have learned that who I am with is more important than where I am. The most romantic place I have been was on the world's largest sailing ship, in the bay at Monaco, under a full moon in August.For a first meeting lunch or coffee is good. On a first "date" I would choose dinner or the theater. A great opportunity to talk in person after chatting online, and on the phone.