Total users: 60,139,932 Online users: 216,340
Jeromy, 39
United States, Pennsylvania, Farmington

Offline, last seen Fri, 28 Nov 2025 01:58:25

About Me

Hello. If you've found this, you are in for a rare treat. Now that you have though, I suppose I owe you a few words about myself. I'll update this as my creativity stops ebbing, but for now I'm gonna stick to the KEYS TO SUCCESS.Hobbies - Knocking over Port-a-Potties, spitting at cars from overpasses, and giving noogies. Aside from that, I like to play golf whenever I get a chance. No lie, I actually improved my game by playing it on the Wii (RIP Wii) and my parents live across town and live on a course, so I go there fairly often to steal free golf. I'd love to tell you that I ski a lot too but it's not true. I enjoy it, but that drive up/down I***keeps me from going nearly as often as I'd like. Dad taught me not to turn like ever and I ski really fast when I do bother to ski. I have a road bike that I would like to use but don't want to be seen in the spandex butt-pad pants. I used to play hockey but only watch it now and oh God do the Avs stink. I like to make jokes about everything and I'm not to be taken seriously. I unapologetically watch TV sometimes (if you don't own one you're probably too self- That, and Breaking Bad and Justified are about the only "current" shows I like...well, Mad Men too. I'll still watch Seinfeld in syndication even though I've seen it again and again...and yeah, Curb Your Enthusiasm too. Goals and Aspirations - I want to somehow unleash my creative genius on the world. I haven't figured out what form that will take, but I know I've got some stuff locked up in my brain that is being wasted by doing spreadsheets all day. Short of that, I guess I'll spreadsheet my way to a CFO job, which is where I should be right now.What Makes Me Unique - I think the internet has taught me that I'm not as unique as I'd like to believe. What makes me unique is that I recoginze that and pride myself on originality. I value originality and therefore cannot stand Family Guy. There's a time and place for regurgitating others' thoughts, and context is the key. It still doesn't make me unique. (I say this fully understanding my headline was lifted from The Simpsons.) I don't know, would getting a real sick pleasure out of watching those corny SyFy movies (like Huge Gigantor Shark Who Eats Planes) make me unique in the slightest? Oh hell no, that stuff is way too funny for me to keep to myself.My Taste in Music - Stuck in ***! When music thievery got to be a huge thing, I was all in. I kept up with it and had a voracious appetite for loads of music, mainly indie rock, but somehow fell off a few years ago. My tastes changed from the hipsterdouche community, there were too many voices telling me what was great, and fewer of those voices were reliable. Anyway, I still love rock and roll (and slipping song quotes into conversation when I get a chance), punk, jazz, Motown, old school country... It will change if I'm not too lazy to do so. I enjoy doing something low-pressure to start. Have some fun! Break into a warehouse and light it on fire, or maybe just something corny like playing pool or mini-golf so you bury the rest of my ego. Maybe have a drink or two, loosen it up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Country Hardcore Play Musical Instrument Horror Mystery Motorcycle Racing Social Networking
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Erek from Farmington | Man | 40 years old | Aquarius
    Erek

    Offline

    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    i work all the time so dont date much. My16 year old lil girl lives with me and chose not to bring her around my dateing scene unless the lady becomes special , just throwing out there because i always date outside the home . i have a drink here and there after work. catch a movie and such on the week ends. love outdoorsy things camping hikeing and have what. im supper exciteing when u get 2 know me. ohh and if you made it this far had no pics 2 use that shows me well but im the good looking guy in the pic . first date is best when no real plan and you flow threw an evening . start by maybe lunch that turns dinner that goes from there i never try 2 plan a 1st date realy its the second that you plan.

    Chat
  • Aldridge from Farmington | Man | 39 years old | Libra
    Aldridge

    Offline

    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I like to take walks on the beach. Like to think im a hopeless romantic . Kinda Shy at first. Funny, great sense of humor. Depends

    Chat
  • Jadon from Farmington | Man | 39 years old | Taurus
    Jadon

    Offline

    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I want to sell everything and buy some property on a lake and build a treehouse! For now.......I love exploring new places, taking random drives, spending time with my dogs, being awesome, going to auctions, shows, museums, galleries, etc...; doing all of that is better when shared with someone . I have always done what I thought would make me a happier person and I continue to find out who I am and what I love. I am non-judgemental and am a great communicator; I try to be supportive in every situation. Really what I want is someone with a little free-time like me, that wants to take drives, go on weekend excursions, go to concerts and festivals and just have fun. I am open to any and all possibilities and welcome the chance to meet someone special. UPDATE: Recently lost 80 lbs. and got in to shape. First date, well, I suppose a nice dinner/lunch in a quiet place where we can talk and get to know each other. I think first dates are very important and it is good not to try to do to much.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: