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Maddox, 39

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About Me

I like swimming at night. Watching bad movies. Spooning that leads to forking. Fluffy mittens. Honest conversation. Laughing at myself. Laughing at others and then giving them a big heart felt bear hug. Gentle punches to the shoulder that say "Hey...you're a freaking dork but it's ok". Being goofy. Singing loudly (and poorly) in my car. Taking things apart and then forgetting how to put them back together. Cussing like a sailor. Sailing like a trucker. Trucking like a b**ch. Low hanging fruit. White corn, yellow corn, unicorns. The monsters under my bed. The ones in my closet can suck a big one.UPDATE: In an attempt to not waste your time here are a few thoughts:First - I will fall in love with anyone but won't sustain a relationship with those who don't have at least two of the following:1.) You're freaky2.) You have a dark sense of humor3.) You're a little freaky4.) You like to wax philosophic5.) You consider a discussion over quantum mechanics foreplay.6.) You're a tad bit, possibly, maybe freaky.Second - I will fall in love with you and stay in love if you are:1.) Freaky. Seriously, sex should be tender during foreplay and the first 10 minutes, after that it should be a no-holds-barred wrestling match followed by mild PTSD. But...I'm much more fun. ...........................................GAME?.................................... A..............SHALL..............PLAY.................................WE ..................................

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Wilfred

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Handsome Daddy & Record collecting ,music mixer,fabulous food cooking, occassional late night dancefloor boogie man seeks partner in life's adventures......I paint for a living and do art for fun....a life long book worm....I dig all over for rare musical finds to tease and please the ears.I'm a passionate person and enjoy equally passionate women....I love life , my friends & family & motorycling.. I will just say it.....I love intelligence.....but please understand ,I'm just not attracted to bigger women.... I prefer slim , petite , or thick in the ass./ or. chest builds .Btw when I say I do drugs socially ....I mean weed....and the occasional night of E or LSD & Camping . Not crack, speed,heroin, or pills .I am not keen on drug addicts....I am pro responsible, informed , educated use.To each their own :) Open to all options.It can be as simple as coffee or an out on the town for the night kinda date....if we like one another we'll know it .

  • Bb60Zt

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

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  • Broderick

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.You'd be like Heaven to touch.I wanna hold you so much.At long last love has arrivedAnd I thank God I'm alive.You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.Pardon the way that I stare.There's nothing else to compare.The sight of you leaves me weak.There are no words left to speak,But if you feel like I feel,Please let me know that it's real.You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.I love you, baby,And if it's quite alright,I need you, baby,To warm a lonely night.I love you, baby.Trust in me when I say:Oh, pretty baby,Don't bring me down, I pray.Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stayAnd let me love you, baby.Let me love you.You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.You'd be like Heaven to touch.I wanna hold you so much.At long last love has arrivedAnd I thank God I'm alive.You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.I love you, baby,And if it's quite alright,I need you, baby,To warm a lonely night.I love you, baby.Trust in me when I say:Oh, pretty baby,Don't bring me down, I pray.Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay. I opened this profile to see if I have luck to find nice family girl. Do you know why you opened? Feel free to contact me.

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