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ShawnsnowOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-29
Hi! My name is Shawnsnow. I am never married protestant caucasian man without kids from West Hamlin, West Virginia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ShimiOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Update!!!!!!! If you're looking for that badboy cowboy!! or the meathead!!! Im not it!!!!! I think I saw him down on the coner with NO CAR AN NO JOB!!!!! If you're looking for that guy the one you all talk about an want I'm that guy. An by the way if you don't respond to *** never know!! Ok I've been ask what that girl is. She's my best friend an when I talk about her I have the biggest smile. She's that girl that walks in to a room an the whole room lights up. The girl that all girls wants to be an the girl that all the guys want an she wants is me! Is that to much to ask for?Hi there! I’’ I'm family oriented with high morals and values. I like to think my Momma raised me right. Fitness is very important to me and I try to squeeze in at least 5 workouts a week. Don’t worry – I’m not a complete gym rat, I just like to look and feel good. I’m not much of a partier these days, but now and then, I do like to have a good night out on the town. Jeans and flip flops are perfect for the weekend, but its also fun to get decked out and give you an opportunity to rock that LBD! I love my job, and travel a good bit for work. It would nice to find someone who could go with me from time to time. I guess I’m not much different from a lot of guys in regards to what I’m looking for. She will be my best friend and someone I can build a good future with. The one when she comes into the room my face lights up and I do the same for her. We know what each other are thinking just by looking at each other. Someone who can enjoy the wild nights and the quiet evenings. She wants to play but can also be serious. I’m ready to hold the door, bring you flowers or soup when you are sick. Sweetheart, where are you? Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. I’m the good guy your family will love, but we can giggle at night because we will have our little secret. If you got this far, send me a message - I look forward to hearing from you.
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RandalOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.