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About Me

I am a writer. I run a theatre touring company and own a publishing business. I have three adorable cats. I am extremely creative. I enjoy being surrounded by other creative people. I do random things. I'm quirky, honest, straight to the point, confident, independent, affectionate, caring and offer the perfect balance of naughty but nice (54% vs. 45% with 1% other). I'm here because I killed my last few lovers. People are occasionally put off by my serial killing ways but oddly one or two on here seemingly embraced it. "It's fine. It's who you are." What?! They know I'm joking, right? Right?!Everybody is fun and bubbly here. There's enough bubbles to fill an entire bubble factory. I don't buy it. You need to fit the quirky, slightly-out-of-sync-with-society-creative type to capture my focus. If I like you I'll probably say so quite early on, if I talk about sex it's not specifically because I am a guy (typical!) but because I have a fairly normal sex drive which, guess what, girls also have so you're no better than me. You just lie about it. Liar! This doesn't mean I'm automatically "looking for a shag on day one" so do hold back on your three month "no shag" embargo for now. That's just something people force through as a rule because, ultimately, they're not in-sync or trusting of their own *** the wild, these people would have been eaten by now, and not in a oh-yes-please kinda way.I'm bored of having the same conversations on here. Is it wrong of me to create a transcript on Microsoft Word so that I can copy paste responses?I'm not a serial killer. I am on Twitter though - *** Say hi :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Hodge

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Hello, Not sure what to write here the same I guess as all the other fish, I have no problem going on a few dates and if that turns into something long term, then great. If we are not compatible then we move on.I am not afraid of commitment but will only commit with the right person.I have children that don't live with me but I see them often.I can cook a few kick ass italian meals (ive eaten Jamie Olivers spag bol and mine is better) and really enjoy being in the kitchen creating something special for that special someone, then we can listen to music and chat over a few glasses of wine.I don't like liars or cheats I really don't see the point, if you don't want to be with someone then don't, I am genuine, kind and romantic.I'm a nice guy to hang around with and enjoy a bit of banter and an afternoon down the pub cracking jokes, weekends are my time to kick back and have some fun with friends and family. Do you want to join me????FYI I like to keep fit and workout several times a week, i'm not a meat head or a slave to the gym but I would like to meet someone who looks after themselves and takes pride in there appearance. Sorry if that makes me sound shallow but I know what I am attracted to and what I'm not.

  • Chesed

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Straight forward to the point kind of guy but with a gsoh, i can be smart, funny, whitty always up for having a laugh rather than cry.... but have a serious n very loving nature side to me aswel.Spend lots of my time doing the dad thang lol but when i break free then i break free n spread the wings n fly for a while so to speak lolI love all styles of music but mainly club dance/electronic... as iv always had a obsession with music :)Open for ?s please feel free to ask! Something fun to bring a few laughs, a few drinks thrown in for good measure of course haha

  • Emmet

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I love to be outside walking and hiking through the woods. Being amongst nature is where I can feel closer to God. I love a person that can hold a conversation, and knows how to be the real one in a relationship.

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