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SlyOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hi! Imma pretty simple guy inna complex and sometimes confusing world... Recently unexpectedly single (again...) trying to find my place and get back on my feet... A lil bout me:I'm a bit of a shop rat. You'll usually find me hangin out in da shop, tinkering or fixin things. A lil on the shy side at first... I cherish honesty. Not really much of a talker but a great listener. I loved my Harley but sadly she's gone. Gonna be building another.... someday. Really, I love all things with 2 wheels... motorized or not. bmx, DH mt biking, Tour de France, trials... I love it all... I'm somewhere between a redneck and an old school punk....I was a river guide fer about 12 years. I used to be a ski patroller at Alpental/Snowcrummy. I was in fact the first full time pro-patroller to ride a board. I've been self employed fer the last couple of years now. That in itself is often a struggle but I really enjoy what I do. I work a lot but my work often takes me to some very beautiful mountains and forests...I really dig music. I really appreciate all kinds but listen to mostly punk, metal and emimnem... And Hank 3. Damn that ole boy rocks!!! I love cartoons and animation. Mostly the corney/irreverant stuff..... Futurama is my favorite. Probably cuz Fry reminds me of myself... lolWho am I looking for? Someone who "gets me"... If that person even exists... lol. Not a sidekick but a partner... in crime. **evil laugh** Someone who will walk, not in front or behind me but beside me. Thru the good times and the bad. Someone that can look past my akwardness, dorkiness, flaws and love me as much as I can love them. Someone who will be the Lela to my Fry...... Major bonus points if you've really got purple hair too!!!! Lets keep it simple... A walk down by the lake... or better yet, "da river"... or on the beach..... be forewarned: I own a drysuit and I'm not afraid to use it!!! Coffee or a drink is good too..
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GuleshOffline
Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Gulesh. I am never married hindu indian man without kids from Haverford, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AlecOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I'm just cutting and pasting this from OKC because I'm lazy. ;)What I like: Beaches (preferably tropical), Severe Weather (especially thunderstorms), Pizza (pepperoni), Games (except of the mind type), Animals (I have a BS in Zoology), Computers (what I currently do for a living), Movies (guy ones especially), Outdoors (fishing/camping/hiking), ice cream (anything involving chocolate), traveling, spooning....What I don't like: Intolerance, religious fanatics, liars, cheaters, super anal people, diet drinks, materialism, snobs, egomaniacs...Please don't take offense, but how come every woman's profile says that they "love to laugh"? Well duh. Who doesn't? :)I'm sort of a jack of all trades. I dabble in computers, art, sports, science, nature, photography, playing music.... I Guess I just can't make up my mind on what to be proficient at when there's so many different things TO do out there! I'm socially and politically pretty liberal, I'm competitive yet laid back, educated yet silly, financially stable yet not materialistic. Go figure. I'm also a sarcastic, cynical, silly **stard sometimes but that's OK because I give a great massage. :PAlthough I can be completely inappropriate at times, I also know very much how to treat a lady. My story is one of adventure, heartache, complacence, confusion, discovery, sadness, and elation. I wear my heart on my sleeve and all I really want is someone beautiful inside AND out to fall in love with and be my soul mate. (Or at the very least just have a good time with :) )My perfect match? Ideally? Hot, smart, liberal, animal lover, fun, open minded, cheerful, caring, loving, adventurous, spontaneous... you know... the same thing everyone wants. Someone to travel with, someone to sit on the couch and watch TV with, someone to talk about anything and everything with, someone to hold hands with, someone to spoil, play with, flirt with, share intimate secrets with, go out with, etc etc. If do you manage to somehow snag my heart, I am the most loyal, giving, caring, honest guy you will ever meet and will spare nothing trying to make you happy.Liars, cheaters, and women with severe personality disorders need not apply. Also, if you ask me to message you on *** or are currently residing in Africa and plan on asking me for money, please don't bother. I'm not that stupid, or desperate. Thanks. :)What I’m doing with my life:Trying to keep as busy as possible while quickly approaching an epic midlife crisis.I’m really good at:pretending I'm coolThe first things people usually notice about me:My ballsFavorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:Books: Ender's Game, Gunslinger, Lord of the Rings, The Stand, Hyperion, Dune, Wheel of TimeMovies: Most cult classics and good scifi, action, or comedies. Who wants to go to a movie to cry???Music: Grunge, Indie, Metal, Hip Hop, Trance, Classic Rock, 80's, reggae, ... pretty much anything.... Philosophy, science, religion, news, my past and my future, my dreams and regrets. I think way too much....On a typical Friday night I am:playing vids or games with friends, or possibly out at a the bar trying to retain what few social skills I have left from sitting in front of a computer all dayThe most private thing I’m willing to admit:I don't have any secrets. I wear my heart on my sleeve and if you want to know anything just ask. TMI is not a concept I'm familiar with. As long as we don't end up staring blankly at each other or *** other completely, the sky's the limit. ANYthing can be a first date, and the less if feels like a "date", the better. Sporting events, bonfires, dinner & drinks, movies, going to the fair, the dog park, a concert, the aquarium, the museum... it really doesn't matter to me. I'm not there for the event, I'm there to spend time with someone. :)