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Mpennachd8Online
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-51
Hi! My name is Mpennachd8. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Wells, Maine, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AbbotOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm 34 years old. Have a 3 year old son. He's adorable, but I may be biased. He's running all over the place. And can do a somersault, which he calls "see-salt". A quote I saw recently that almost made me snort coffee out of my nose: "Vegetarians eat vegetables. Humanitarians scare me."Around 5:30 or so every day after work I get big smiles from my little guy. And nose "meeps".What I look for in a lady:NiceGood with children (though it will probably be a while before he gets introduced to somebody. Heck, he's 3 years old so it's not like I can ask him for an opinion of anybody). No drugs! Note I'm not saying "never have ever done them." I mean, I'm 34. I don't drink like I'm in college now either. There's a time to grow up.Respects the Second Amendment. You don't have to have a howitzer in your backyard. It is a right, a responsibility, but not a requirement of citizens. Besides, what are you going to do when the zombies come? Scare them off with harsh language? Don't break into my rec room.Care about yourself and your health. I am trying to maintain, and improve, my physical health with exercise.And....of course, attraction. But personality and attitude always are more important.Other than that, I'm pretty open.I'm not much of a TV buff, but I do have a few programs I like to watch when I get the chance. Like House, Two and a Half Men (I know, Charlie Sheen is a dirtball, but he's an entertaining one), the Simpsons, Family Guy......I'm a cancer survivor.I have a sarcastic sense of humor. I like to interject movie quotes into conversation whenever possible. I also enjoy inventing words on occasion (especially after a couple drinks) for comic effect. Like "fantabulous", and "entertainability", and now "dirtbaggishness", but I'm not sure I can claim the patent on either one. Now doesn't that sound like something you'd say if you'd tossed a couple adult beverages into your bloodstream? I like to laugh and create laughter as well. Though lately that's been farther between than I care to admit. Had I not possessed a good sense of humor I'd have already gone a little nutso.Laughter can cure just about any ill. If not, there's always duct tape. Or, better yet, Gorilla Tape. I don't know if it will restrain a large primate, but it would definitely be better than nothing, if that's all you got and the tranquilizers are wearing off.Okay, just to clarify......I don't have a computer at home. I can get online at work as long as I don't abuse it. First dates are always difficult to plan for. The whole "dinner and a movie" thing doesn't work, you can't talk while you eat or watch the movie. So, I'm open to suggestions. Some place quiet with seats for talking, perhaps? Not that dinner wouldn't be an option, of course, it's just that you have, what, five minutes to decide what to eat, then a little while to chat before you get food in your teeth. Okay, that's a little simplistic.Besides, the goal of the first date is to determine whether a second date is an option or not......(there's that sarcastic sense of humor making its presence known).A good first date could be a walk around town, and conversing. Or the firing range, though serious conversation would have to take place prior and after putting on the hearing protection. And if you've never been, of course, a talk about safety would be a very important part of pre-date conversation.
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BraylonOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I have a twelve inch penis and earn two million dollars annually. I want nothing more than to raise another mans children & claim them as my own. I like anything you like and will do whatever u want me to do. This is no joke. Im every womans dream, a rich babysitter who will take care of them no matter how bad their flaws are. Tell you I love, then hump your brains out after I give you a diamond necklace.