SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TonyOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-58
Hi! My name is Tony. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Franklinville, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TaeganOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short," What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?here is a fun fact, the vibrator was first used in the ***'s for medicinal reasons to treat female hysteria. (it obviously only added to the problem) lets switch roles. i wouldn't mind playing the female for once. its about time someone gets me drunk, maybe smokes a little, and who knows.... someone might be getting lucky.
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MaximOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
Hello... Im a simple man looking for simple love... Employed and self sustained, looking fir the same.. I'd say im a homebody but dont get that confused with being a shut-in.. I dont mind going out but im kinda past the bar scene and prefer to party at a friends house or mine as opposed to young kids in bars.. I recently bought a house this past summer so thats keepin me busy n out of trouble.Im a good man looking for a good girl.. I want to grow old with someone.. If i just wanted sex then id go to a sh*tbar.. I want the whole package, the american dream.. Please dont be shy if you read this and say "hey thats me too" i cant read minds, i wouldnt turn down a woman who knows what they want.Women reaching out must either enjoy basketball or football... I am a huge sports fan and pursued writing and schooling towards sports for quite some time... Just a forwarning :)I am a man who wants a family, i dont mind a single mother but no more than a couple kids.. Also i would like to have my own offspring at some point so women must be open to having children For internet dating i like to keep first dates super simple because you can never be quite sure what you're getting into... Just meeting for coffee or a couple drinks is perfect to meWhen it says i do drugs.. That means i smoke pot.. Not a big deal if you try and convince me to quit...