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United States, Pennsylvania, South Park

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About Me

Hi, I'm Mike :-DHopefully I can find something positive and worthwhile from this site whether it be friendship, romance, love or just a learning experience. Ultimately, I want to be able to find the girl that I can say to her, myself, and everyone else, the phrase, "EVERYTHING is more badass with her around." I don't care how insurmountable those odds are or if it happens on here or not, but the point is that this is me looking, and I will let you know everything there is to know about me as well as taking the time and effort to communicate openly. If you have any questions please ask. I didn't come here to be shy or standoffish, so let's do eachother the service of saying what we think. I look forward to meeting many many of you amazing, beautiful people out there. I've accomplished and seen a decent amount of things in my life already, I really try my utmost to take care of myself mentally, physically, emotionally and otherwise, and I try my best to show deserving love wherever I can.I see myself as...Intelligent, conscienteous, well rounded, realistic, humorous, talented, kind, artistic, helpful, considerate,fun, spontaneous, aware, spiritual, social, and lovingI enjoy playing ***, going out for a night on the town, being with friends, being outdoors, working out, listening to music, meeting newpeople, and learning anything that can fit in my head.For fun or friends for love or learningI hope to get as much as I can from this

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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