Bert: meet single Caucasian male United States online - Meetville

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Bert, 29

United States, Delaware, Felton

Offline, last seen Sun, 20 Jul 2025 14:36:17

About Me

A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life. I'm very open-minded with an international outlook, a risk- taker always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, cats, beaches, meaningful conversations, and self improvement. I also tend to over-think things so when you see me getting carried away on some genius train of thought, you'll have to try and keep up. Have your wits about you cause bantering against me is suicide. Relevant Experience:I have been an actor in Greek drama theatreI can cook and let you harass me without spilling any oil in the hob. I only wear robesI cannot rescue you. I have enough trouble rescuing myself My typical Friday night:- Jumping from rooftop to rooftop, avenging crime on my batman suit- On some sort of date, sometimes wondering what the hell am I doing there- Drinking enough making sure I don't remember what I was doing that night. (not sure I even want to)Would like to meet you if:You are curious about the world around you.You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check),You are capable of displaying some personality with your messages (half a sentence obviously doesn't do that),You want to see the world and travel,You love to kiss,You cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You like to physically look after yourself (curvy in the right places is a plus)You are beautiful inside out, You think you can actually keep up with me.The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)Disclaimer: This ridiculously good looking man, is not a creepy weirdo (weird yes, creepy no) and will not ask for or send you any naked pictures. He is not a pervert (probably lying about this one). He may be one of those rare breeds who is looking to meet some new people and see what happens. Avenging crime at 2am wearing Batman suits (lucky for you I have a spare one and it looks sexy)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

woman
Relationship

Never married
Have kids

No
Wants kids

Yes
Ethnicity

Caucasian
Faith

Spiritual but not religious
Body type

Athletic
Height

5'9"
Eye color

Brown
Smoke

No
Drink

Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Canadian Caribbean Chinese Mystery Romance

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