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Temani, 29

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About Me

"Remember when is the lowest form of conversation " I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture, if you thought I was serious ........ Jokes on you !!!!Come on if you read all of that you must have some sense of twisted humor lol. If your interested in knowing more about me message me , you'll find out the truth about me ;) Kiss ...... Keep it simple Stupid

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35

    Im shy at first always am but a fun guy to be around. When your down ill bring ya back with a laugh. If u cant stand joking around then plzz click the next profile. And as u can tell im striaght up !!! I live life at it fullest but like everyone sum days I just like to cuddle up on the couch n watch movies. If ya want to know more about me. Just sent me a MSG n ill get back to u as soon as I can. Get to know the person have a laugh and see where the world takes us :)

  • Aiah

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'1" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.", I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick your feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for ME and whenever I enter a room, you whistle the theme song to top gun.

  • Oli

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    Im not expecting too much from this site. I never thought I would be on a dating site, but im starting to get older, and living in a small town its becoming harder and harder to meet new people. So I’ll give it a shot. Im a pretty laid back, down to earth guy. I like to think Im funny, and usually can make people laugh, whether their laughing with me, or at me, I don’t know sometimes lol. Honesty is the most important thing to me. Im extremely honest and don’t like people who lie. I have dated enough girls who lie to know that its something I don’t wanna do anymore. So if you are a liar, or dishonest person, don’t waste your time. I can be pretty shy, but once you get to know me I never shut up. I love hockey! Watching it, playing it, even just talking about it. Im not too sure what else to say, so if you wanna know more just ask. It doesn't really matter, the classic dinner/movie, or going for a walk. aslong as I can get to know someone is all that really matters.

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