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Diklah, 30
United States, Pennsylvania, Gibsonia

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Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Pop R&B American Spanish Thai Adult Drama
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    Hi! My name is Bryan. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Gibsonia, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

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    Im a happy go lucky sort of guy ! love a road trip and an adventure ! I have lived all over UK , met some amazing people! Looking to meet people and see where it takes us ! Don't really have a type as such , just looking for someone who has a personality to go with the physical attraction ! ....... sorry if I don't reply straight away , I'm not on hear often ! Starting to enjoy the nights in now ! Not to say I don't like going out just easy either way lol I'm also house trained and tend to smile alot .Happy fishing! Something abit different!

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35

    I'm a fun guy who enjoys a good night out with friends especially when it involves a bit of karaoke. I work hard all week so enjoy going our at weekend and having a good time and a laugh, however sometimes you just can't beat a chill night in with a good film. My family and friends mean the world to me.I would like to meet someone who I can gel with and easily get along with.I am very into music of all kinds I can't say I'm into any particular type I'll listen to most things especially if I can sing along lol which is something else I enjoy a good sing. I am currently learning guitar so I've gotta feel sorry for the neighbours lol.Someone 2 watch goodnight sweetheart with if u know the show your the 1 for meIf you would like to get to know me better feel free to get in touch Nice meal or just a few drinks and a chat see where it goes

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