SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DiklahOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Bbm 7bd***Wanna know anything ask until then hears a joke for u ;) Sunday School : Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? " When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? " Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! " The Teacher fainted." Seeing as nobody reads these things I thought I'd tell a joke lol
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AdamOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I\'m self-confident and independent. I enjoy snuggling with my kids, eating ice cream and drinking red wine. I’d like to find an intelligent and fun person. Please be ready to move forward in your life.
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CharlieOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I've met some really cool people on here but so far nobody where we've been equally into eachother. I don't like to get too serious too quick but I’ve also had my fun so I'm not looking for just hookhups either. It’d be refreshing to start out as friends and whatever happens happens, or doesn’t. I'm looking for someone who doesn't mind being a bit silly, ideally of similar age, maybe a bit creative and quirky. I haven't traveled nearly as much as I'd have liked or been to as many gigs as I'd have liked so someone who does a lot of that or wants to would be great.I have the usual interests but I'm particularly into cooking, reading, film and fashion. I've just joined a gym but I'm worried how it's going to impact on my beer gut, it's taken some serious time and money to get to where I'm at.I do like my own company, I think it's important to be able to spend time by yourself and not freak out about what the rest of the world is doing. However I'd like to meet somebody who lives fairly close so we can be spontaneous if we feel like it and be able to meet up without a long drive or train journey.I've had a few messages from what I'm pretty sure were fake profiles, if you have no pic, one pic, only pic is of you and your mates with no indication as to which one is you then I'm not going to respond. I don't like to rule anyone out because of age but I seem to get nothing but inane, extremely limited conversation from the ***crowd, no offense intended to those who are not like that.Despite the couple of sentences above I am pretty easy going :)If I don't reply it's just one of those things, I get blanked all the time, onwards and upwards yo! Lady decides but maybe something simple like a coffee or a nice pub for the first meet