SIMILAR PEOPLE
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IrvingOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hi I'm Jeremy, I'm just looking for somebody that is down to earth and willing to start a new adventure with me. Doesn't mind getting dirty but still likes to get dressed up every now and then. Enjoys a little camping and outdoor activities but likes curling up on the couch to a movie. Has a good sence of humor and likes to go out sometimes. Here we go! ***Ride a walrus! Not just any walrus but an albino walrus while wearing a beer helmet. ***Kick the living crap out of every one of the idiots running this country only after I unleash furry on them with paintball guns. ***Shoot a flying squirrel out of a potato gun just to see how far that little **stard will go. I might have to do that one last, just in case things don't work out. ***Write a personal letter to each and every clown on the face of the planet and tell them how much I've hated them since I was like 2. ***Piss off the top of the empire state building. Really hoping the wind is in my favor that day. ***Plant grass in the desert. Can't believe nobodies thought of that one yet. ***Drive a tank down the freeway, wait somebody already did that. ***Make a cross bread of cow that produces chocolate milk. I'd buy that sh*tin a heartbeat. While I’m at it, I think I’m going to create a chicken that lays scrambled eggs. Imagine the time that would save, just saying. ***and really the most important one of them all. Become a samurai warrior like Tom Cruise himself. I mean, why not, sounds cool. Haha I'm just playing.I am currently in the Marines as law enforcement and special reaction but I'm working on my degree in computer science and IT security with plans of working a different federal job in a few months. I spend most of my free time drawing, painting, doing photography, snowboarding in the winter, hanging out at the beach in the summer. I am proud father of a beautiful son. Spend every chance I get with him but that doesn't mean I don't have time for a girl in my life and he's actually been yelling at me wondering why I don't have a girlfriend. Understandably thats usually the part that scares girls away. I'll be honest when I say it has been a long time since I've been in a relationship due to the job and hours I work. Things are finally starting to slow down though and I'd really like to find somebody to enjoy my time with. I love to fool around and have a good time but I'm still a responsible man and father. Feels like I've been looking for the right one forever which is why i'm here. I'm a old school romantic, I open doors, make dinner, and if I really like you, I'll even sit through a chick flick with you. Haha! I'll do whatever I can to put a smile on your face! Lazer tag while sky diving!
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ZakOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
When I love, I love very hard that means showing affection, spending quality time. I believe the simplest things can go a very long way. I look for someone who isn’t afraid to show affection.
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ShamerOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
I\'m a classic rock and country music kinda person that doesn\'t mind getting dirty and knows how to clean up. Lots of other qualities I could list here but I\'ve dated the "perfect on paper" types - boring.