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Celosia, 49

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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Elvie

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    If I were to be totally honest here I am not quite sure what I am expecting. I am just trying to figure this out one day at a time after ending a ten year marriage (happily divorced as of Feb). I have two wonderful children who keep me very busy but I miss having time to do things with a partner or adult. I enjoy dining out and movies, seeing new places and keeping busy. I have a lot of great friends where I live and who I socialize with but ALL of them are married so I guess this is how people meet other people these days so I thought I would just give it a try. Honesty is HUGE with me so if you aren't then please don't bother reading any further or contacting me. I am straight forward and mean what I say..reliable in that if I say I will do something it means I will and I am looking for the same . As such, I am not here to waste my time or yours if I don't think we have anything in common or wont make great friends then I may not reply back and please don't take that the wrong way as I wish you well regardless :) Also...because the photos may not show it my hair has many tones and I do have tasteful and colorful tattoos ..soooo..if that offends you I wanted you to know now ;) oh..I also have cats so if you're allergic I'm not your gal either...and lastly...I wanted to just put this out there as well..though I have a good sense of adventure most of the time I myself don't ride on motorcycles...I have no problem and don't mind if you do..but..if having me enjoy this with you is a "must" then again...I'm not your gal but wishing you all the best just the same..I figure it's best to get these things out there up front ;)

  • Shaunda

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I’m not that conceited. It’s seen daily through humility, patience, perseverance. I love life and I work every day to be a better human. Search for awesome people to love and to be loved by.

  • Bryanna

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I am a very diverse, Renaissance-type woman seeking same personality traits in a man. I prefer to reserve any further information about myself and my interests until we meet and can discuss in person. A coffee to determine if there is any degree of that oh-so-elusive chemistry.

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