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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable man who still lives with his mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. May we all find the love we want and deserve! Ps. It says I never drink because I'm allergic (and can't stand the taste) NOT because I'm a recovering alcoholic. :) I have no problem with YOU drinking.PPs. My computer has died and I'm currently working off an iPad, so therefore unable to chat.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 56 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-45

    Hi! My name is Playinoutside. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Butte, Montana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Ava

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I want a partner in crime…Are you looking to get in trouble with a fun-loving girl? I may be it. My original partner (my daughter) left me for the college of her dreams a few years ago, and I realize she won’t be back full-time to hit the town with me. My independence has kicked in, and I have spent time taking in the sights alone, but an alliance is more advantageous. So, I desire to find someone who wants to spend time with me and develop an intimate loving relationship.Since I spend my daytime with children as an educator, in the evening I love to relax in a quiet space with dinner and a glass of wine, provided there’s a heat source. On weekends, I love being active by running, traveling, and socializing with friends. My interests are varied from hanging at the coastline to cheering at college football games. However, I may not make a great troublemaker since my honesty, thoughtful manner and responsible nature stand out the most within my personal qualities. I play a fair game and expect the same in return. Positive communication is vital, as I find there are other ways to solve conflict besides yelling or silence. Being physically and emotionally available is important to me if a relationship develops. I love my life, which is hopefully captured in my photos. If I could complete my adventurous life with a culprit, I know my daughter wouldn’t feel like she would have to move back home after college to keep me company. If you’re game, let me know.

  • Marylynn

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I like to think of myself as being low maintenance and easy going. I prefer jeans and a t-shirt or sweater, though I do like to dress up when the occasion calls for it. Life is too short to be too serious, though I'm practical and serious when needed, I like to laugh, play and have fun. I'm a bit of a home-body and I enjoy cooking & baking, banana bread & chocolate chip pan cookies are my specialties. I spend my free time playing with my son, my dog, and when I have time, working on projects around the house & garden, as well as doing my artwork (yes, I use both sides of my brain), hanging out with my friends, reading, or doing nothing at all. Since I have an energetic six year old doing nothing is a luxury ;) It's the company that matters. I'm a single mom and I have sole custody of my son, so I'm looking for someone who understands this. I'd prefer to chat online, IM or *** bit to get to know someone before we meet. I'm pretty much an open book, no games or drama, and I expect the same.What am I looking for? I don't have a checklist, it's about chemistry and personality. We'll know when we meet. I know that sounds corny, but it's true. I'd like to find someone who is comfortable with himself and who is comfortable with me and my son. Someone who likes playing in the rain and doesn't mind spending a lazy day on the couch once in a while. If this sounds like you, please send me an *** *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. Something casual, meet for coffee or a drink. Get to know each other and see where that takes us.

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