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About Me

A few fun facts:1. I can laugh at myself and will probably laugh at you2. I probably won't take care of you when you are sick but I might call your mom for you3. I don't think I got enough spankings as a child4. If you are going to ride my ass all the time I hope you pull my hair5. I always smell good6. I don't care that you go out with the guys......in fact I will encourage it7. I can guarantee my family is just as dysfunctional as yours9. I guarantee you will find my weird habits adorable and not annoying10. There is a good chance I will make you late for work once to twice11. I'm never on time......I'm working on that12. I speak fluent sarcasm13. I love to play games....... Board games14. I'm not looking for a MILF ( man I'd like to finance)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    "Simply charming, admittedly spontaneous (not kidding), always entertaining, and somewhat tall-ish (I love heels) online dating adventurer seeking amazing, funny, bright man to squash spiders, build bonfires, and snuggle with while watching horror films, for starts. Impressive benefits package: Inquire." It's a great job and allows me a lot of time to do things that I enjoy - having fun with my boys, volunteering, exploring the Bay Area, traveling, cooking for family and friends, and going to sporting events (go Sharks, go Niners, and go Giants!). I have some unusual hobbies - flying planes (when I can), quilting (modern quilts, not traditional), competing in half marathons, yoga practice (regular and hothouse), hiking, mountain biking, and camping (I love to use my tent trailer). With a Hemi :-)My biggest wish is to meet someone who, like me, wants to find a partner in life, have a big family (however that's defined), and go off on life's big and little adventures. I have a bucket list I'd like to share :-;Immigrant Song") also very romantic And more... I love a good bonfire on the beach with maybe a little frisbee play (I have a glow in the dark frisbee) and some snacks and drinks. Or if things are going well, then dinner and drinks!

  • Jonquil

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I know what I want and I will tell you what I don't want just ask me. I am wasted Many years unhappy and deserve better. I am done playing games! Life is too short. I want one man who will treat me how women should be treated... I don't talorate bullshit! I am not looking for a hookup.....NOT LOOKING FOR JUST A HOOK UP.... I am very serious about my age preference no exeptions so don't bother wasting your time message me... Family and friends are important too me. I want honesty , someone who is not afraid to have some fun. I love Music and I hate most country music .... Thats a secret

  • Lilliam

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Well this is new & am looking for friends. I have a love of social dance of which I have been taking lessons for a year now.....This exposes me to many different kinds of music styles. Most who know me say I am fun to be around & am a "people person".Spending time outdoors whether walking, gardening, or looking at the stars makes me smile. First date....well, my idea of a first date is a relaxed atmosphere where we can talk & get to know one another maybe over dinner.

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