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Carli, 26
United States, Arizona, Holbrook

Offline, last seen Thu, 07 Aug 2025 18:21:53

About Me

Exhibit A - Carbon based life form.Species: HumanSex: FemaleI'm never sure what to put in these things. It seems to me a person cannot be summed up in a few words but here are some of the basics...I'm a DJ with Best Choice Entertainment and love my job, I've got what some might call a strange love of taxidermy and preserve the odd specimen here and there, insects, reptiles, mammals etc...My dog, Ozz, is my life, it's kind of a package deal, I'm not a big drinker, don't do drugs, I do however smoke. Morning is not my time, because of my job I'm usually up at night, all night....Musically, I'm open to about anything with the exception of rap, hip-hop and R&B...just not my thing.I play a few *** sing, my sense of humor can be a little shady at times but it's all in fun.Now let's see, I'm not sure what else there is...I know there are things I've left out, if you fancy it, we'll get to those a little bit later.Last but not least, a quote or two:"There is something ticklish in "the truth" and in the search for the truth; and if a man goes about it too humanely, I wager he find nothing!""Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" Something we both decide is a good time. Really it depends on what we're in the mood for. Surprise me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

British Caribbean French German Portuguese Archery Dance
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