SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Lynelle
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Im new at this whole online dating thing, just looking for a good guy to hangout with and get to know. I LOVE motorcycles! You have to be able to make me laugh! i like going out to the movies, going out for drinks and just having a good time! hit me up if u wanna chat! On the first date id say going out for drinks and just getting to know each other and go from there...if u dont drink maybe go for a coffee :)
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Bernie
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I am a teacher and absolutely love my job. I tend to be very laid back and go with the flow. The beach is by far my favorite place to be, and I would move to the middle of nowhere if I could. I love to laugh! If you can make me laugh, you have my heart! I am also a sucker for a bad ass truck, but I don't discriminate :) I am a ball buster with a heart of gold, so if you're super sensitive, I'm not your girl. I have outgrown the party stage of my life, and spend most of my free time with close friends and family. I am looking for a good-hearted man. Unlike most women, I actually mean this. If you're planning on messaging me something along the lines of, "Hey sexi. How r u!" don't bother. My kindergarten students can spell and punctuate a sentence better than that. :)
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Erlinda
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...