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Affton, 53
United States, Pennsylvania, Oakdale

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About Me

Hi. This is kind of fun.---do I want Blonde, Brunette or Red Head? Advertising yourself is a joke in itself. Who's going to say I'm fat, ugly, boring and my only curve is my rolling belly? Right? ***, sell yourself. Here's some famous line hype-- let me just start by saying "I'm just every man's dream! I have a head for business and body for sin. I can bring home the bacon and cook it up too." Well, I'm certainly not every man's dream and body for sin maybe in a prior decade before age, kids and gravity took its toll. Just sagging and bagging. This getting old is a joy! That's why God has your eyes go so you can look in the mirror and say "I've still got it". It's like trying to shovel in a blizzard. Keep your sense of humor as by 80 that may be all you have left. lolSeriously, I do try to stay fit and work on maintenance as vanity kicks in. Darn mirrors make me do it. Grow old gracefully, hell no! Fight it every step of the way. I look like my pictures--just turn out the lights (most recent my youngest son's HS graduation ***and not my HS picture). I like to dance, workout every morning to loud music in my home, sing badly, talk too much, continuously joke around, work hard and play hard. I'm divorced 11 years now and honestly the nicest, upbeat, down to earth person you will probably ever meet. I'm creative, artistic, empathetic, competitive, ambitious, determined, passionate, sensitive, affectionate, loyal (I'm starting to sound like a dog) and a doer. I'd rather participate than watch, and have (had) more energy than people half my age. I make the best of every moment. Life is just too darn short and I want to have fun. I'm a positive, optimistic person and believe if you don't have anything nice to say, try to contain it. Think what a better world it would be if everyone said one nice thing to someone every day. I'm not argumentative and don't sweat the small stuff. Sometimes, I'm the life of the party, but can be shy in new company. I always think of others, and wear my heart on my sleeve. I like all looks and have a closet full to sport, but most comfortable in a great-fitting pair of jeans. When the company is right, it's wonderful no matter what you're doing. I'm looking for my best friend and buddy, someone I can laugh and cry with, my lover, and the best part of my life to come. A successful first date is one you don't want to end. Drinks are always nice and if all goes well food. I like most good food and great cheddar burgers do rate.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Comedy Fantasy
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