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Emory, 24

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About Me

*** here comes the selling bit, I imagine this is the section where you tell everyone how amazing you are. Well there's more chance of me replying to messages if you have ***, twitter and more than one picture..basically proving your not a 40 year old 20 stone perv sat in his under crackers waiting to pounce!!Catfish has made me have the above outlook ha I don't take life to seriously and your usually find me laughing and joking around with friends, I find humour both attractive and essential in life/people.If you like Karl Pilkington then were destined to get along!! My favourite movies are dear John, the lucky one, seven pounds, the notebook, lion king and the vow! Make of that what you will ha Things about me, I sing really badly unless its in the bathroom then I'm actually pretty good. I have a strange addiction to fruitella...still can't believe it's not classed as one of your five a day. If you buy me chocolate chances are I probably will like you unless it's got nuts in it.I have a certified qualification in sports nutrition!! Basically similar to a sports science degree! Id class myself as intelligent, yet say some ridiculously stupid stuff at times.You know those awkward brain fart moments! I once got barred from a petting zoo as a child as a goat stole my ice cream so tried to headbut it, still a raw subject for myself and the goat.My favourite animal is a hippo "no idea why"I've come to the assumption that through this site it is perfectly acceptable to pose for a picture near the condom machine...I'm probably random but I'd like to think in a good way, not so much people point and laugh....Hopefully.I'm extremely facetious. I'm a lover of procrastination.I strongly believe in working hard otherwise good things won't happen, yes that does contradict the above but hey ho a good mixtures acceptable!In the wise words of Karl Pilkington..."Surely it's better to be ugly and look at beautiful people rather than be beautiful and look at ugly people".......

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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