Gabe, 23
Offline, last seen Mon, 08 Dec 2025 18:24:08
About Me
Have a profile on another site, so I'm just gonna go ahead and copy paste it verbatim here. Sorry if this seems obnoxiously long, but if you aren't willing to read it you probably aren't my type anyway, haha. (Does that sound terribly passive aggressive? Whoooooops.)My self-summary...It's incredibly difficult to inject my voice into this, bear with me.I'm a full time student, graduating soon(ish).Not 100% sure what I want to do after I get my degree, but grad school is likely imminent. Probably going to end up in government (not politics, you don't need to start thinking up ways to make money off of blackmailing me).What I’m doing with my life...I'm productive, going to school, and making sure that I'll have a bright future, so don't take this the wrong way, but currently I'm...Pursuing happiness. It really is that simple.I don't want to wake up one day and realize I'm living for the weekend.I’m really good at...School, sports, fixing boats, Wheel of Fortune, and bein' a friend (sung to the tune of the Golden Girls theme, *** first things people usually notice about me...My breasts, then my hips, then my sense of humor.Really though, unfortunately, I couldn't be more cliche if I tried, but going to have to go with my eyes. I probably have longer eyelashes than you do ladies. Don't let your jealousy consume you.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food...I'll read anything. If you recommend a terrible book though, be prepared to have me quietly judge you.I'll watch any movie. Even terrible films are entertaining, if you have the right mindset.I could probably be more specific on this one... But the best possible Friday night I can imagine with a girl would be on a couch, marathoning a badass show on DVD.I'm not a music snob, if it sounds good, I'll listen to it. Not a big part of my life though.And I'm a disgusting pig. I'll eat anything, and enjoy it.The six things I could never do without...Hrm. This isn't going to be the most interesting list in the world. *** obvious...1) Humor. Personally, I believe wit is the most important measure of intelligence.2) Family. Yeah, I love my mom. Wanna fight about it?3) Friends. Have maintained a small group (between ***of VERY close friends since I was in junior high. Friends are the family you choose, eh?4) My dogs.5) Weights. Dopamine rush from throwing a bunch of iron over head is pretty much the best anti-depressant on the planet.6) The series of tubes known as the "Internet." Like pretty much everyone in our generation, I'm addicted.I spend a lot of time thinking about...How I'm going to survive in the soul-suckingly selfish world of professional business-people once I graduate.Also, if I were to travel back in time to the Middle Ages, and could only take a suit of armor and a book, what information would I fill the book with, and what modern materials would I create the ultimate armor out of, with which to conquer the *** a typical Friday night I am...Hm...The most private thing I’m willing to admit...That's a clown question, bro...I used to play WoW... And hit Gladiator multiple seasons. If you know what that is, you're probably impressed. If you don't... You're a cooler person than me.You should message me if...You think my life would be better with you in it.You want to give me a lot of money or take me on a trip to Europe.*Clarification, not interested in boy toying for dirty old men, shouldn't have had to say that*You just want to talk.I'll respond to everything but the generic "hey qt 3.14 ;)"You message me, I feel like the impetus is on you to get the conversation ball rolling, haha.Or, if you play League of Legends. Hit me up in game.Gladiator Bigwood (huehuehue). Uhhhh... Not a movie.I mean, I could try to sell you with a smile, but I think it'd be more beneficial for both of us if we did something where we could actually talk.And now, the closing statement!Online dating is an extremely passive method of meeting someone, and that is fairly indicative of my current mindset... I'm very content with the favorable path that my life is presently on, and in no need of adding anything less than positive to it, haha. Sooo, high drama need not apply!
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