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Ok I tried this before and I met a few nice guys, some crazy guys, and met some guys I would have preferred to go my entire lifetime without meeting so I kind of just gave up. BUT living in a small town, my options are limited, so I'm back to try and see if the 'ol saying, 'better luck next time' has any truth to it. Who knows? Anything is possible. This is where it gets boring, my likes, dislikes and all that jazz. Call me old fashioned, but I'd rather have something to actually talk about if I decide to go out with someone. If I list them all here, we'd be left with those awful, awkward silent moments and honestly first dates are awkward enough, they don't need help from having nothing to talk about. So I'll just say, I like alot of things and there are some things I don't like. Generic enough? Ok, I'll help you out a little I suppose. Top 3 likes: football, sarcasm and music. Dislikes: narcissists, bad grammar, and laziness. My must haves/have nots:You must have a job, a good job, one where you can support yourself. I'm not a sugar momma and I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. You must have transportation. Like an actual automobile. I'm not a taxi service. You must be attractive. Yeah, I know that sounds shallow, but you all are thinking it. I'm just actually typing it out. You must be intelligent. We won't get very far if I can not understand you or if you can't carry on a conversation. You must not sound like any of the people from any of the tv shows; I do not watch any of these shows and the reason is because I can't understand what they are saying. Look, I know we live in the south but there's a difference in being a southerner and being a redneck. Sorry if that offends some but you're just not my type. There are plenty of women out there that dig that and I wish y'all the best of luck. You must not be old enough to be my dad or young enough to be my son. My son is 17. So if my son would hang out with you, I wouldn't. You must know how to treat a woman. If you're sitting there as you just read that and thinking what did I mean by that statement, then you're probably not for me. I like romance (cause what woman in her right mind doesn't) and I would like a man that liked to be romantic. I will also add, and it's pretty pathetic that I even have to add this really but I must. If you are married, in a relationship, or just hooking up with some one on the side, you are not for me and I'm not for you. I despise liars and cheaters. So if I find out you are married, I will make it an effort to find your wife and tell her exactly what shenanigans you've got going here on a dating website. If you want to cheat fellas, you'd do better to keep looking for another woman with less class. I don't play that game well. Alrighty then, moving on...Hey, if you've gotten this far, you've already got potential, you've just read my first novel and possibly understand my sense of humor. So what's stopping you from sending me a message? Lol :-)The End. You're asking me out, you decide. By the time we actually go on a date, you'll know enough about me to have an idea on how to plan it. If not, meeting for coffee is always an option :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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