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About Me

Ok I tried this before and I met a few nice guys, some crazy guys, and met some guys I would have preferred to go my entire lifetime without meeting so I kind of just gave up. BUT living in a small town, my options are limited, so I'm back to try and see if the 'ol saying, 'better luck next time' has any truth to it. Who knows? Anything is possible. This is where it gets boring, my likes, dislikes and all that jazz. Call me old fashioned, but I'd rather have something to actually talk about if I decide to go out with someone. If I list them all here, we'd be left with those awful, awkward silent moments and honestly first dates are awkward enough, they don't need help from having nothing to talk about. So I'll just say, I like alot of things and there are some things I don't like. Generic enough? Ok, I'll help you out a little I suppose. Top 3 likes: football, sarcasm and music. Dislikes: narcissists, bad grammar, and laziness. My must haves/have nots:You must have a job, a good job, one where you can support yourself. I'm not a sugar momma and I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. You must have transportation. Like an actual automobile. I'm not a taxi service. You must be attractive. Yeah, I know that sounds shallow, but you all are thinking it. I'm just actually typing it out. You must be intelligent. We won't get very far if I can not understand you or if you can't carry on a conversation. You must not sound like any of the people from any of the tv shows; I do not watch any of these shows and the reason is because I can't understand what they are saying. Look, I know we live in the south but there's a difference in being a southerner and being a redneck. Sorry if that offends some but you're just not my type. There are plenty of women out there that dig that and I wish y'all the best of luck. You must not be old enough to be my dad or young enough to be my son. My son is 17. So if my son would hang out with you, I wouldn't. You must know how to treat a woman. If you're sitting there as you just read that and thinking what did I mean by that statement, then you're probably not for me. I like romance (cause what woman in her right mind doesn't) and I would like a man that liked to be romantic. I will also add, and it's pretty pathetic that I even have to add this really but I must. If you are married, in a relationship, or just hooking up with some one on the side, you are not for me and I'm not for you. I despise liars and cheaters. So if I find out you are married, I will make it an effort to find your wife and tell her exactly what shenanigans you've got going here on a dating website. If you want to cheat fellas, you'd do better to keep looking for another woman with less class. I don't play that game well. Alrighty then, moving on...Hey, if you've gotten this far, you've already got potential, you've just read my first novel and possibly understand my sense of humor. So what's stopping you from sending me a message? Lol :-)The End. You're asking me out, you decide. By the time we actually go on a date, you'll know enough about me to have an idea on how to plan it. If not, meeting for coffee is always an option :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kelia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    If great kids, friends and family, a good job, and a nice house could complete you, none of us would be here. I think deep down inside most people long for a partner to add to their life. So despite my reluctance to try this, here I am. I am very close to my family. I grew up in Bosnia but moved here at age 20. I have two wonderful kiddos that make my life that much exited and chalenging.I have stayed truly awake to life through my work as a Registered Nurse. Not only because I rush, coffee in hand, to work each morning, but because I love what I do and most days find immense inspiration from the endless challenges it provides. My patients consistently remind me about the importance of being a risk-taker, a creator, a believer and a passionate liver of life. Thus, I am an idealist; I am a romantic and my friends would describe me as very loyal, giving and dependable, and fun to be around. As far as my match goes, the chemistry's got to be there. You have to be able to laugh at yourself and take life as it comes. Based on the first round of people I met, I will say that I expect you to have a job, be happy with yourself and who YOU are,and be able to carry on a inteligent conversation. The best moments in life are really about who you're with, not necessarily what you're doing. I am comfortable in jeans or a****ail dress. Other than that, I'm not too demanding, although I will say I prefer to meet rather than *** for weeks. I’m attracted to men who are confident, successful, intelligent, thoughtful, romantic, respectful, and have the ability to communicate openly. I like someone that can make me laugh; laughter is the spice of life. It is important that a man can balance work and their personal life. If you think that you can keep me on my toes and make me laugh, I would love to hear from you.Open the door and be a gentlmen is a must,and if you can play tennis on top of that ,thats it! You got it.Like most parents, I adore my kids, but at the end of the day I need to feel like more than a mom (even a cool one). So I'll try this again and see what happens. Fancy dinners are always fun second dates...First day needs to be either Zoo ,or Memorial Park or something nice and quick ,We can always make an extention :)

  • Kelia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Can we just go on a date and get to know each other? A lot of chit chat on here!I just wanna be loved is that so wrong? LolI consider myself independent, honest, and funny. I am just looking for someone who is laid back and likes to enjoy life. I live at the Oceanfront and frequent all the spots. Love to ride bikes, listen to music, grab a beer. Also like going to Beach Movie Bistro you can drink there too ha! On Sundays love to go somewhere and watch the game Go Skins!!!Whether we are a good match or not it can always be a fun time, something to do, someone to hang with. Hit me up if you're interested. I would just like to hangout have dinner, maybe listen to some music. During football season I love to go to a bar and watch the game.

  • Bliss

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I enjoy all kinds of sports either participating or watching. I like going to the gym. I love the beach. I just want to be happy and enjoy life. I am very nice and thoughtful - some may say I am too nice but I don't know how to change that. Family and friends are the most important things to me. I enjoy all types of music.

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