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Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Yael

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I'm fun, sexy, silly, smart, pretty easy going, athletic, big time music lover, I can go from being muddy and dirty to dressed to the 9's in about an hour and very comfortable in both atmospheres. Physically I'm 5'9" I'm into tall, dark and handsome, I prefer from an athletic body to a body builder build, I need my man to be fit ( a must) and someone who will get up off the couch and go have a little fun! If he could dance, WOW.......what a bonus! Kind hearted, yet still a man's man. I love to laugh and be able to cut up with someone. I have learned that I do need a man who is passionate and affectionate.......like me!! Also I need him to understand and respect that I am a Mom and the importance of that. My daughter is now 13 and we have an incredible relationship and love .......she is my world!!! But I still do have plenty of room for a good man.......my man. first dates are always about the connection....I think....setting the right atmosphere depends on you both....no matter where you are...it could possibly be the most amazing time of your life.......or not so much

  • Kori

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I have two wonderful boys 18 & 15. I'm a corporate bookkeeper and also work in insurance. I like to stay busy and would love to have a secure mature person to spend time with. I think I'm average looking, some what smart, fun, non-clingy, well shaped 5'3" and curvy. I have several interests... fishing, golf, live music, cooking, reading, baseball (but not on tv), and anything to do with the water! And I absolutely love gardening and dancing. Idk what else to say... I like to have fun, I'm hard worker, and I have car and place to live. I like tall guys :) And guys that won't freak out if I don't text them right back, NO young guys, and NO married men please! something fun and simple... we are going to be nervous enough ;)

  • Topaz

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am an attractive female looking to meet a man that is both attractive inside as well as outside. This man must be secure within himself and know what he wants out of life. A man with a great personality and sense of humor is a must! I have a bubbly sense of humor and love to laugh as well, I believe laughter is the key to good times and a happy healthy life. If this brief description has you intrigued...... Then lets chat!! Also my age is incorrect I am 46 and I am unable to change it for some reason. A perfect first date would be a quiet dinner or a drink with some great conversation to see if we are compatible. I am not looking for a one night stand so please guys give me the respect i deserve and do not contact me if this is what you are looking for. Sorry to be so direct but i do not want to waste my time or yours.....

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