SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Julissa
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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Sari
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a very easy going laid back person. Easy to get along with. Generally Happy. Always ready for a good laugh. Enjoy spending time with family and friends. I like all kinds of music but prefer country. I am looking for someone that the simple thought of them in the middle of my day brings a smile to my face for no reason at all. Someone who I am excited to see and sad to see go. Honesty and loyalty is an obvious must! Can't and won't tolerate a liar or a cheat. I am up for most anything. A nice quiet dinner, followed by a walk or maybe a couple of drinks. Something we both agree on and are comfortable doing.
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Sachiko
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Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I enjoy spending time with family and friends! I'm new to AZ and want to explore and I'm looking for someone to do that with. I'm random and upbeat and like to laugh and have fun. I'm loyal ,trustworthy, I'm a good friend and have amazing friends, I work hard, and I'm very independent. Ok, I'm a dork. I put what I did on my first date....THE FIRST DATE!! Well, I took it off and put it back on. I remember the movie because I hated it but wanted to be there! Not very exciting, I know, but it was to me at the time! You have to have a sense of humor and laugh at yourself!! I think most things are fun. I would say something where you can do some talking to get to know each other. First dates are always hard for everyone. Second dates are so much better!