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Basemath, 36
United States, Oklahoma, Shawnee

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About Me

Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Running / Jogging English Irish Middle Eastern
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    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a single mom, who works hard & attends school!! I am very independent, and motivated. I find happiness in everything I do, and enjoy making those around me smile. I have no time or energy for drama or fake people. Im the type of woman who would rather be hurt by the truth than coddled by a lie!! Brutal honesty is my way of life. Life is fun and I intend to enjoy every moment of it!! My goals at this point is to finish school by ***, & start a new career and to raise my son to be the best man he can be. I spend my free time with my friends, having Bon fires & coors lite, listening to music and having fun!! I enjoy rides on Harley's, meeting new people, and making people smile! I am looking to meet someone with the same qualities!! Make new friends with same interests!! As for a relationship? Who knows what can happen!! Talk over coffee or drinks

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I would despcribe myself as outspoken, opinionated, but down to earth and fun. What you see is, what you get from me. No smoke and mirrors of makeup and plastic surgery. I can get dressed up and look pretty hot (if I do say so myself). But hey I can put on sweats, a tank top and camo and not really care what I look like. I hate high maintenance. I can go from camping to a wedding in about a half hour. I make a decent living, and as much as money is not that important, the last thing I want to do is support someone. I really am looking to meet some great people, but the whole "chatting thing" is not for me. I would prefer to meet someone face to face, and decide if there is friendship or chemistry. I am not against either, I do have 2 children who are great, independent and fun. They are 11 and 14. Of course if you have kids, no problem, I would be a bit of a hypocrite, if it did bother me. I am not into meeting someone who wants kids. I sooooo do not want to start over. I really am about the most brutally honest person you will probably ever meet, and I don't apologize for that. I am 38 and figure I know what I want at this point in my life, and I am not about to fill you full of bullsh*tto get a date, I would not waste your time, or mine. Oh yeah, I also sometimes swear like a trucker. Not apologizing for that either. I really just want to meet great people who like to hang out, have a few drinks, do some camping, dancing and dining out. Patios, campfires, wherever. I do it all. (don't take that literally). Don't need to meet a one night stand. Those are easy to find and not really my bag. WOW! just read back my profile to myself and I sound a little rough around the edges. Maybe! But I really am just an average Joe (in women's terms) looking for an average Joe. If you want to respond, great. If not, happy hunting. Hanging out on an outdoor patio. Have a few drinks, and something to eat. Just chatting and getting to know each other.

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  • Tyra from Shawnee | Woman | 37 years old | Pisces
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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm looking for someone who is comfortable with themselves flaws and qualities alike, and who will take me as I am... I know I'm not ugly but I'm tired of men looking at me like a piece of meat and not appreciating what else I have to offer, I have a big heart and enjoy intelligent conversation, I love to smile and laugh and hope to find someone who can make me smile everyday, I want to be able to spend time with a person doing things we both enjoy, I know I probably sound a bit picky but I don't want drama in my life and i don't want to waste my time, I am honest and fun to be with, I love to smile and laugh, I am a very faithful person and that is also very important to me. I am a little bit shy when meeting new people but I open up quickly and I am a very straight forward person no b/s, I'd like someone also honest and straight forward. I am very easygoing and love to cuddle. If you think you can measure up then by all means send me a message :) P. S. alcoholics please abstain.. Something spontanious :)

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