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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Myriam

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Seems like everyone says the same thing. How they are so down to earth and easy going. Then I took at look at my profile and it pretty much said the same thing. Haha. Well ... that needs to change! I like to have fun, find new adventures ... loving finding something out of the ordinary to do. If that sounds like something you would be into please send me a message. What I am looking for is someone with some kind of edge. Something that makes them different. So tired of the same old thing. I love beards! Always look at guys with a beard first. Seems like I'm odd in that way, but I just love it. I love being outside so if you do too that would be awesome. I'm stuck inside all day so anytime I can get out I love it! Hopefully there is someone awesome and fun out there!**I'm not looking for a pen pal and won't add you on *** I don't respond to you the first time, the second and third response from you won't likely get a reply either - check yourself before you wreck yourself :)

  • Jessenia

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    You probably don't really care what I do in my free time...but just to see if you actually can read. I play pool a lot and spend a lot of time baking. I live right by the beach but I don't go into the water at all. I am very sarcastic and some people take that as me being a **** or rude but I really am not either of those things. Unless provoked :0) Not my job to figure that out...

  • Cacia

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    why hello there, im not exactly sure what the hell im going to say on here, soooo, i guess ill just kinda ramble (or something)..... Let's see, i've got two kids, both boys.. When im not at work I enjoy spending my time with my children, camping, hiking, boating, swimming, people watching, I absolutely adore going to the beach.... well, pretty much anything that involves the outdoors and socializing, I love a good conversation, pretty much about anything. Im a fan of horror movies, action movies, sci fi, comedies..... lets see... ummm.. for music i pretty much listen to all kinds,. though im not really a fan of R&B and most rap types of music. I think that's all ive got to say on this part. :) If your interested in knowing more about me, feel free to hit me up and we can chat.

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